Tom : How should I convey the

Tom : How should I convey the
Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I’ve failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.
  

May, 19 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     1950 views       Funny

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