If ur world is spinning around

If ur world is spinning around
If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure
  

May, 19 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     3050 views       Funny

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student''s problem
kuchh badli hui takdir nazar aati hai,
yaado ki ek zanzeer nazar aati hai,
padhe v to kya padhe,
har page pe ladkiyo ki tasveer nazar aati hai.
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...




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A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
Teacher: Is Dor Men Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?

Student: Wakeel..

Teacher: Wo Kese ?

Student: Q K Itni Garmi Men Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai ;-)

My name iz khan ka
Part 3 a anay wala hy . . .

My name iz gujjar n i m not a kanjar... ;->

There are many brave men who are adventurous and are never afraid to fight..

Some join Pakistan army, others get married ... ;->
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mujeh pata tha pura parhey bina tumhain Sukoon thodi aaey ga
lo
maro

"Z";-)
''Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar ae dost
.
.

.
Tujhey dekh kar to kisi ki bhe hasi nikal sakti hai..!@''
HEER:

“Aisa Khat Likh Way Sajna,
Meri Umer Beet Jaye Parhde Parhde..”


RANJHA:

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Lay Hun Parhdi Reh...!!
Gadha tanhai
me kya
Mehsus krta hai?






Koi jaldi nhe jab mehsus kro to bata dena
WIFE-Kyu Ji,Jab B Me Aapke
Pas Aati Hu To Aap Chasma
Pahen Lete Ho?





HUSBAND-Doctor Ne Kaha Hai
Jab SIR-DARD Aaye To
Chasma Pahen Lena!
ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

Proof: After drinking,
men
Gain Weight
Talk unnecessarily
Become Extra Emotional
&
Start Fighting. . . . ;->
Boy- I Love you.
.
.
Girl- I’m engaged with
someone

and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.

.
.
Boy(after long thinking)

“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”