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Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Sharef : No, but I found some trace of him.
Police Inspector : What?
Sharef : Finger prints.
Police Inspector : Where?
Sharef : On my cheeks.
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HALLO, this is your mobile.
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
Doc 2 Patient :
Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.
The Mark Of A True M.B.A Is That
The Mark Of A
True M.B.A Is That
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He Is Often Wrong
But
Seldom In Doubt ... ;->
thora garam thanda z
Thora garam thanda ziyada pia karo,
SMS zara naya kia karo
Ager samajh na aye to hum se puch liya karo
Hum SMS k KING hy
Hum se Roz New SMS liya karo =P ;->
Abi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?
Pathan:Yara abhi tumhara Ami ka khaansi kesa hai ?
Dost: Khaansi to band hogaya hai par saans ruk ruk k aa raha hai.
Pathan:Koi baat nahi ALLAH karega wo bhi jaldi band hojayega.
an engineer was l
an engineer was leaving for a week for an office tour. he doubted his wife had an affair with a doctor.so while leaving he gave 7 apples to his wife and left. why ???
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
pathan nay molvi sab say kaha
Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k
Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?
Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.
Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga.
Bari mushkil se hum rat
Bari mushkil se hum rat ko asman se ap k liye
* CHAND *Or * TARAY *
Lany gae lakin wahan ja kar yaad aya k
* SHAPER *To hum ghar bhool aay
!-EXCUSE ME-!!!
!-EXCUSE ME-!!!
What is your SMS Account No.???
I want to Check!!!
Some Error is There!!!
Kyon ki SMS Jaata To Barbar Hai!!!
Par Aata Nahi Hai!!!
UNDERSTAND!
interviewee
interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
Faraz sunday ka din hai,sabzi pakaoon k daal.
Faraz sunday ka din hai,sabzi pakaoon k daal.
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May oodi oodi jaawaan hawa day naal.:-D;-)
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Bari Himmat Hai
Kamal Hai
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Khushi Bhi
Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Ke Itna Bkwas SMS Parh Kaise Lete Ho.. :P ;->
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