Ek larka ek larki

Ek larka ek larki
Ek larka ek larki se Tum mujh se shadi krogi
girl: Nhi
boy:Lekin Q
girl:Mere ghar wale nahi mane gy
boy:Ghar me kon kon ha
girl:1 husband,4 bache:-)
  

May, 25 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     2617 views       Funny

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