Teacher

Teacher
Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HA
  

May, 18 2010     126 chars (1 sms)     3179 views       Funny

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KNOWLEDGE WEEK

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti

Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai

Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILS ne kya

Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.

Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT USA mein hai

Dunya ka sab se Shareef Insan PAKISTAN mein hay!
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=P =D
[bWen things go wrong,

Wen sadnes fills ur Heart,

Wen tears flow in ur eyes,

Always say these words....

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A ganpat chal daru la!
When The Best Actors Are Choosen By Other Actors . . .
It''s Called ''''OSCARS''''

When The Best Actors Are Choosen By Peoples . . .
It''s Called ''''ELECTION'''' ;->
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.






















Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)
APKI BATAIN...




APKI BOLI...




APKA STYLE...




APKA CHALNA...




APKI SMILE...





APKA SHARMANA...





APKI ADAA...





.........UUUFFFFFF ALLAH..........





KOI AIK CHIZ THU THIK HO...
Q. What does 98 stand for in Windows98?

A. It stands for number of times it hangs in a day!!
In case there is a breakoff between Saif and Kareena, he will have his tattoo changed to ........ guess wot guyz....

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KAMEENA..:))
"Think of the Day"

Agar aik Army Person:Minister, President, Vice Chancler, Governor etc ban sakta hay to phir

Aik Civlian, Core Comandr, General or Chief A.Staff kyoun nahi ban sakta...

Interesting but True:

Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->
Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Pres down buton


Once again

Ek wari hor

Bas ik wari hor

Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?
Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.
If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You''re a free man. Just tell me why didn''t you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can''t swim!"