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May, 24 2010
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A sleeping lion is stronge
A sleeping lion
is stronger
than
A barking dog
SO a
sleeping
student
is better
than A
barking teacher
By-
Last bench association
let them BARK WE DONT CARE!
pathan larki se i love you
Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.
Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.
Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"
I Love You. :-)
wo keh k chaley k ab hum sirf
Wo Keh K Chaley K Ab Hum Sirf
Tmhary Khwabon Me Aengy "PAppu",,,
Light ki wAjA sE Neend He Nhi Aati,
KhuwAb KyA "KAddu" Aayen gy... ;->
Bikhari : Shahb 10 Rs Dedo
Bikhari : Shahb 10 Rs Dedo
Chai Peeni Hai
Sahab : Lekin Chai Tou 5 Rs Ki Aati Hai . . . ???
Bhikari: (Sharmate Huey)
Sahab Girl Fend Bhi Saath Hai Na . . . ;->
every woman needs a husband
"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D
Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
Doctor: Nahi Yaar,
Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..
Tera hona zarori tha na
Tera hona zarori tha na
hona b zarori tha na
Kisi b yad ka hasti me
hona b zarori tha
Kaha tak suchte rehte ise sham e gariba me Thakan inti
safar ki thi k sona b zarori tha ;.->?
Sardar on phone:
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking
SHALWAR bandhane k lye
Teacher : ALLAH ne ''''PAIT'''' q banaya hy.???
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Pathan :
SHALWAR bandhane k lye...:-D
Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,
( '' :'') (''; '' )
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¿, ,¿, ,¿, ,¿
Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,
Door Itna K Humain
Chhou Na Sakay Koi BOMB... :-)
fool nebrfoolon ki
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY
HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!
ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,
ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,
Na koi apke pass ho,
Na aap kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi aapki nazar mein ho,
To samajh len k aap...???
BATHROOM
mein hein... ;->
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