tEaChEr (sTuDeNt sE)

tEaChEr (sTuDeNt sE): tUM kAFI nA-LaIyak hO.
JuB hAM sTuDeNt tHaY tO kAFi kAbIL tHAY.

StUdEnTs:sIR, aApko tEaChEr kAbIL MILay hOn Ge,TaBhI AaP kABIL ThAy.

May, 25 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 2342 views Funny

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MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,

MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,

Ye w0hi hAi Jo kAr gAyA PAkiStAni TeAM k0 KhAsSi.. ;->

Once there was a Well

Once there was a Well educated man who could talk, write and understand English but he could not read, why???
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Kyonki uski "read" ki haddi tuti hui thi.

Never think more

Never think more
about d past,
it brings Tears. . .

Dont think more
about d future,
it brings Fears. . .

Think more
about ME,,
which brings Cheers!! ;->

Duniya ki wo konsi Company

Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon
pe nahi balke
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?

Ji haan aapne bilkul shi
gues kiya

Ye aizaz sirf K.E.S.C / WAPDA ko hasil hai. ;->

sms ki barsat karta hai

Aesa Dost Kahan pe milta hai,

Din Raat jo apko yaad karta hai,

Apka Reply aye ya na aye,

Lekin...

Wo Roz SMS ki Barsat karta hai... ;->

Height Of Smartness. . . . .

Height Of Smartness. . . . .

Professor: Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . .

Student: Are You Sure Sir. . . ?

''ALLAH AAP KI UMAR LAMBI KARE!

''ALLAH AAP KI UMAR LAMBI KARE!
ALLAH AAP KO NAUKRI DE!
ALLAH AAP KO KHUSH RAKHE!
ALLAH AAP KI ROZI MAIN BARKAT DE!
YAAD HO GEYA?
CHAL PHIR KATORA UTHA OR SHOORU HO JA.''

aj raat 2 bar 11

aj raat 2 bar 11 baje ge or 2 bar 12 kon kehta hai k guzra waqt dobara hath nhi ata arey pakistan mai sab possible hai yar geo zardari

ager kabi tumko mere

ager kabi tumko mere msg receive na hon to tum preshan na hona ;;;;;;;;;;; kyun k .................
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main sms di factory nai lai mainu hoor v kam ney .

ke 3 din select karta Hun

Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu

Std-Theek hai ji,

Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas

ke 3 din select karta Hun

creation

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

Master of puppets

Master of puppets is pulling ur strings, twisting ur mind n smashing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can''t c a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall asleep 1,2,3,Zzz

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