Astronomers Say

Astronomers Say
Astronomers Say
"The Universe Is
Finite..."
Which Is A Comforting
Thought
For Those People ,
Who Cannot Remember
Where They Leave
Things ... ;->
  

May, 15 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2114 views       Funny

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TUM SE ACHA TO KUTTA HAI..
PAppu..!


Kam Se Kam LARKI Palat Palat K DekhTi tu Hai...


k,


Kahin Aa To Nahi Raha... =P ;->
The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education
If U Feel A Bit Dizzy

U r Sad

Not Feeling Well

And

U Are Craving 4 Something Sweet


Do U Know What''s Wrong Wid U . . . .? ? ?













U Are Suffering From
VITAMIN ''''Me''''
Deficiency ;->



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Kashmir Day Is Holiday :->
Zindagi main

PAISA

PYAR

DOST

Sab atay hain jatay hain

PAR

Totay howay DANT wapis nahi atay

Samajdar ho umeed hai SmS bhejty raho ge...
Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter
Meera says about Sania and Shoaib:





" Main bohat khush hun that both are






"Sports MAN:-D"
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
Chehray pay ap k pyari si smile hai
Suna he k ap k pas bi mobil he Jis main msg ki moti si file hai
Magar ap msg nahi kartay
Ye kangusi hai ya ap ka styel hay.


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Kia haal hai? =P ;)

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