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Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han
Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.
It''s The Thing That
It''s The Thing That
Satisfies Ur Mind, Body & Soul ....... !
Do It On Bed, On A Sofa
In The Bathroom Or
Any Where
It''s PRAYER
God BLess Ur Naughty Mind..... ;->
Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried
Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib...
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.
K.
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Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti
Hay ..
I Have No Gold To Send U ..
I Have No Gold To Send U ..
I Have No Diamond To Send U ..
I Have No Credit To Call U ..
I Have Just Desi Words To Say U That
"Chal Bay Nikal" :P ;->
Best beghairat of da
Best beghairat of da
Year nominees are
1:Bush from USA.
2:Krzai from Afghanistan.
3:Pervez Musharf from Pakistan
But
Award goes to
Asif zardari
From SINDH
''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,
''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,
zara dhyan se padhiyega
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai
kyunkay ab wo
dekhne mein
itni khaas nahi Rahi''
Teacher:Who Was The 1st Man?
Teacher:Who Was The 1st Man?
Student:Adam.
Teacher:N The 1st Woman?
Student: Umm..Madam.
Saala movie bana raha hai.
Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...
Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->
Aap Achy
Aap
Achy
Imandaar
Sundur
Samjhdar
Khobsurat
Dimagh wale
Ho....
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.
.Pata karo ye afwahen kon phela raha hai..?
I want to meet u
I want to meet u
i want to talk to u
i wnat to spend time wid u
i want to admire u
but this stupid gate keeper is saying
"The Zoo is closed"
HamArE FLAG mEi Green CoLour MeAnz
HamArE FLAG mEi
Green CoLour MeAnz
"MusLiMz"
White CoLour MeAnz
"AmAn"
LeKiN
Phir B HamArE MuLk mEi AmAn nhi Hy
Q
K
AmAn k AndAr
"DandA"
jo DaLa huA hy. . . ;-
After a quarrel,
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
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