Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k

Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Nahi Aata

Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey
Khona Nahi Aata

Wo Ganda Tha Ganda
Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga

Jisey POTTY krne K
Baad Dhona Nahi Aata ... ;->
  

May, 14 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     3397 views       Funny

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Sania Mirza Started Playing Tennis At The Age Of 6..




After That.





Everything In Her Life Changed..

Except Her

"SKIRT"
Rabba Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost ko

Mujhe Chahe Sukh Ka Pahar Dede...

Ghoome Nayi Cycle Pe Dost Mera

Mujhe Bhale Hi Purani Si Mecedes Car Dede.. ;->


MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?



Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai?

Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai,
Tumhara Dost Arshad B Mera Hi Beta Hai
Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)


TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy "PAppu" , , ,

JesE Aandhi mEi ShopAr Aatay hEiN... ;->
Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"


Magar?


"Khudkushi Haram Hai".
1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->
CHAND per Apka naam likhnay ko jee chahta hai
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Pehli baat to yeh k mera haath nahi pohanchta
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Dosri yeh k yeh khayal hamesha dopehar main hi aata hai
Failure is not only

when ur girl friend leavz u.

But Its when

u dont try for her friend.


Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really touching na?
I almost cried;->
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you''ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you''ll become a
philosopher.