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Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
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Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Nahi Aata
Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey
Khona Nahi Aata
Wo Ganda Tha Ganda
Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga
Jisey POTTY krne K
Baad Dhona Nahi Aata ... ;->
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Definition of High Heels:
The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:
A Device Invented for Short Height Women,
Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)
Why Do Gals Act Like Idiots ????
Why Do Gals Act Like Idiots ????
Who Says They Are Acting?
Chaaku dikha kar loot liya
Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.
Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.
''Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
''Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
Poocho Kyon.?
Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!''
Two guys were
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a Tiger who looked both hungry and
fast..
One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nike Shoes..
His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?"
I don''t have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I just have to run faster than you" ........
nothing ka kiya matlb hai?
Pathan : Nothing ka kiya matlb hai?
Frnd : kuch nahi
Pathan : o yaraa aesa nai hota
yar jb b koi word banta hai
toh us ka koi matlb b hota hai :-)}
Agr teen Din TK
*. . .Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. ;)
*. . .Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey. . .*
kal raati mein ik khwab weikheya,
kal raati mein ik khwab weikheya,
Tooon meri wauti sein tey mein tera larda saan,
har passey loki hee loki san
kee dassan barda khaufnak manzar see
agar koi larkee roothi
agar koi larkee roothi ho, aur bar bar mananein par b na maney,
par achanak wo man jaye, aur app sey meethi meethi batein karney lage to iss ka kya matlab ho ga
"uss ko aap kee jaib mein money nazar aa ghayee hai jo ussey pehle nahee dikh rahee thee"
ek boy ro raha tha:
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?
1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.
2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.
"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
Wo Konsa DRIVER
Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?
Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!
Yar Khud Soch,
Socho
Yar
Socho
Ans:SCREW DRIVER,
how ayesha got married to shoaib on phone
This is How Ayesha Got Married to Shoaib on Phone.
Ayesha: Hello Shoaib, Afghanistan ka Capital Kya hai?
Shoaib: Kabul
Ayesha: Sunai Nahi De Raha hai!
Shoaib: Kabul
Ayesha: Arey baba Phir Se Bolo.
Shoaib: Kabul
And They Got Married. :-)
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