Everyday same wishes
R u bored of it? Let it b different Dis timeLet da devils sing around u, mummies dance around u, vampires sit behind uve a HORRIBLE NIGHT
Two lovers plan 2 commit Suicide.Boy jumped 1st.Gurl closed her eyez n return baq saying love is blind.
Da boy in air opens his Parashute saying Love never dies
Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->