Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k

Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Nahi Aata

Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey
Khona Nahi Aata

Wo Ganda Tha Ganda
Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga

Jisey POTTY krne K
Baad Dhona Nahi Aata ... ;->
  

May, 14 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     3266 views       Funny

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Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz

A Good Girl Gives U

Happines N

Bad Girl Give U

Experience

Both R Essential In Life

So Enjoy Every

Girlfriend!

Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.
I know its your birthday 2day.. i am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in personal there, coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”
Thought of the day:

"if u help a gal when she is in problem,she vil always remember u only when she is in problem again..!!"
1 Day God Tested Me
He Erased All My Memory n Asked
"Do U Remember Any1 Now?"
I Told Ur Name
God Smiled n Said
"Some Virus Can''t Be Formatted" ;)
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!


Hamein to apnou nay lota.
Gairoun main kahan dam tha !

Roti. Kapra. Makan. Ko to choro..
Rat ''lotay main pani'' bhi kam tha !! ;->
Fizayen Kehti hain Pyaar kro

Baharain kehti hain Aankhain Chaar kro

Magar Ghar walay kehte hain

Abhi Umar kam hai beta

PehLe B.COM tu Pass kro

- K r R r A z Y -


T r u t h
H u r t s

May Be Not As Much As

Jumping On A Bicycle
With Seat Missing ...
But It
H u r t s ... =P ;)
Pathan:College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun Pathan: Pagal Ki Buchi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
Hight of friendship:

bush''s daughter marryin laden''s son n deir kid is named george bin laden!!!
What if Acountants start making Movies....

1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,

2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,

3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,

4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,

5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,

6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,

7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,

8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,

9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,

10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!