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Final bandar Ka!!!!!!
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Final bandar Ka!!!!!!
Final bandar Ka!!!!!!
Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain
Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena
Pathan: kal se kha lun
Dr: kyun?
Pathan: aaj final hai
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Baray he afsos ki baat hy
Baray he afsos ki baat hy
Pora din guzar gaya mgr
Jitna afsos mjhy Aj hua hy
Main bs bata nhi skta
Aapny MUJHY WISH TK NHI KIA!
AAJ
"SMART"people day tha:-(
In Akho Se Spne Churaya N Kro
In Akho Se Spne Churaya N Kro
Hmari DOSTI Ko Azmya N Kro
Tmare 1sms K Badle 100Cal Krdu
Pr,Shart Y He K
Tm Phone Uthaya N Kro*
Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain
aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain
phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?
Studnt: sir,
asaan wale ap ne khud hal kr lye
aur mushkil wala mere lye chor diya. :-)
for all the people
For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine
Happy Valentine
For Others
Watch Aalim Online ;->
air hostess to pathan in plane
Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?
Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)
marriage is that rel
Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,
THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".
Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.
Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain,
Hum Inko Pagal,
Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,
Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,
Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.
Paida Hua Zardari Tou Shaitaan Ne Kaha
Paida Hua Zardari Tou
Shaitaan Ne Kaha
.
.
.
.
.
Lo Aaj Hum Bhi
Sahib-e-Aulaad Ho Gaye
;->
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H
Teri ummid tera intizar krte H
Ae sanam hm to sirf
Teri Bahen se pyar karte He
EveryOne Thinks
EveryOne Thinks Of Changing The World....
But
No One Thinks Changing Themselves....
EveryOne Wants To B In Heaven
But
No One Wants To Die.....
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”''
Mareez Dr. S
Mareez Dr. Say: Dr sahab mujhe door ka nazar naheen aata.
Docter: Wo asmaan per kia hai?
Mareez: Chand.
Dr: Aby is se door kia farishte dekhe ga.
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