Final bandar Ka!!!!!!

Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain

Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena

Pathan: kal se kha lun

Dr: kyun?

Pathan: aaj final hai

Jul, 04 2012 168 chars (2 sms) 3789 views Funny

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English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack

English Cricket Team Is A Weird Pack...
The Thinnest Guy In The Team Is Called BROAD,
The Ugliest Is Called SWANN,
The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR,
The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON,
The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT.
But They Got One Right :
The Guy Not Making Any Noise With The Bat Is Called BELL... =P =D

Hamari life us waqt complete hoti hai,

Hamari life us waqt
complete hoti hai,

jab ap ho or mai ho,

or humary,

Choty choty

pyary pyara

sweet sweet

cute cute

nanny munny

shararti shararti

!Sms!Hon!

teri dosti ko me nib

Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga

Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost

Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->

''Marriage is the proces

''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''

Girlz Aur Universitiez Main

Girlz Aur Universitiez Main
Kia Fact Common Hy ???

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Apply Har Taraf Krna Chahiye
Kahin Na Kahin Chance Ban Hii Jata Hy ... ;->

i mis u, i love u, i like u, tu meri jan,

i mis u,
i love u,
i like u,
tu meri jan,
tu mera chand,
tu meri subha,
tu meri sham

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zyada khush hone ki zarurat nhi.
@I LØVE PAKISTAN@

1986 ki Girl: Mama Jeans Phen lo?

1986 ki Girl: Mama Jeans Phen lo?
Mom: Na Baiti Log Kiya kahe gaye
2006 ki girl: MAMA mini skirt phen lo?
Mom: Pehn baiti Kuch tu Phen

Only true friends stand by u

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.

The Worst Thing About Censorship Is

The Worst Thing About
Censorship Is

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Censorship Bureau ] ;->

Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat

Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat Main Aa Rahe Ho tumhain Sharam Nahi Aati ???

Pathan : Kocha , Tum Roz Aata Hy ,

Tum Ko Aati Hy Kia ??? ;->

''Tera Hone Laga Hon Remix:

''Tera Hone Laga Hon Remix:

Failing in the Tests is Like a New Trend in the Coaching.
SIR feel Me. Sir Feel Me.

Thinking About the Fun We Making and the Sheet We Sharing.
SIR Heal Me. SIR Heal Me.

Ayi Jo Meri Supplee Supplee. Mera to Bura Haal Hua.
Ammi Se Pare Joote Joote.

Abbu Ka Bhi Jalal Hua,
FAAAAil. Hota Raha Hon. Jab Bhi Parha Hun. Fail He Hua Hon.

Sardar ji Agar Ap ki

Sardar ji Agar Ap ki Wife Ko Bhoot Utha Ley Jayein Tou Ap Kya Karein gey ??

Sardarje: Mein Kia Karna Hai,Galti Bhoot Ki Hay,,,

Ab Bhugtey.....

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Final bandar Ka!!!!!!

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