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Final bandar Ka!!!!!!
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Final bandar Ka!!!!!!
Final bandar Ka!!!!!!
Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain
Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena
Pathan: kal se kha lun
Dr: kyun?
Pathan: aaj final hai
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''MERE HATHON KI LAKEERON
''MERE HATHON KI LAKEERON KO DEKH KR US NE KAHA FARAZ....!
TUJHY ZINDAGI MAIN SB KUCH MILAY GA SIWAY
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>BIJLI K<''
Happy mirasi day :)
Happy mirasi day
:)
Ye msg usko bhejo jo apki nazr mein dunya ka sb se bara mirasi ho.
Mene to bhej dia ha.ab mujhy send kr k mirasio wali harkat mat karna :)
khusbo0 aaj bhi aati hy
MErE pAs sE Us k¡ KhuSbo0 Aaj Bhi aAti hy "PAppu",,,
MaiNe FursAt mE kAbi Khud sE LAgAyA thA UsAy
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My PerFuME..
DoN''t ThiNk Any WAhiyAt.. ;->
your arms were alway
Your Arms Were Always Open When I Needed A Hug.
Your Heart Understood When I Needed A Friend.
Your Gentle Eyes Were Stern When I Needed A Lesson.
Your Strength And Love Has Guided Me And Gave Me Wings To Fly.
reading from book of facts
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don''t you use a mouth wash ?"
''Samandar k Kinare Baitha Hon FARAZ!
''Samandar k Kinare Baitha Hon FARAZ!
Kabhi na Kabhi to Leher Aaye Gi
Qismat Badle ya Na Badle
Kam az Kam
Chappal to Dhul Jayegi. :-)''
Teacher to Students
Teacher to Students" Students agar app koi kaam kar rahey hon aur wo app k liye achcha ho to jo chahey ho jaye uss par qayam raho"
"Oh I have found the reason why boys keep on teasing girls"
Son: I Don''t Want
Son: I Don''t Want To Go School Ma!
All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
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The Kids Hate Me.
Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The
"Principal"
"BOLAY TO"
Meri GiRl FriEnd hai MotTI ch3hRA HaI uSKA chOKOR;
"BOLAY TO"
Sali Ek dUM . . .!"
1 2 ka 4
1 2 ka 4
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
What is the Colour of Frequency?
Ans: Purple
How?
Frequency=1/time
means 1/sec
1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal
Per Pal= PURPLE..!
PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)
Wife-1baat bolti hu,
Wife-1baat bolti hu,Par maarna nahi.Hus-Batao. Wife-Me Pregnant hu! Hus-Its
GoodNews.Wife- Shadi k pahle dad ko bataya to bohot maar padi thi
punjab coventon ki kamyaabi k baad
Punjab Coventon ki kamyaabi k baad MQM k leaders k naye naam:
Choudry Haider Abbas Rizvi
Faisal Butt Subzwari
Rauf Gujjar Siddiqui
Mian Farooq Sattar
Shaikh Waseem Akhtar
Rana Babar Gouri
Syed Mustafa Kamal Gillani . . . ;->
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