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Final bandar Ka!!!!!!
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Final bandar Ka!!!!!!
Final bandar Ka!!!!!!
Pathan: Dr. mujhe raat ko sapne me bandr cricket khelte dikhai dete hain
Dr: yeh dawa aaj se kha lena
Pathan: kal se kha lun
Dr: kyun?
Pathan: aaj final hai
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Aik Pathan Passport banwane gay
Aik Pathan Passport banwane gaya,
Officer ne kaha N I C dikhao,
Pathan ne apni Begum ka N I C de dia
Officer., Khan Sahab apna N I C do,
Pathan Ghussay se kal main apna N I C lekar aya tha aap k pass..
Aap ne kaha NADRA ka lekr aoo.
Husband:
Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife: Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
Khobsurat phoolon
Khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi.
Aik Dost Toilet Ma
Aik Dost Toilet Ma Dosra Bahir Sa Awaz Da Raha Ha Ka Jaldi Ker
Ander Sa Awaz Ati Ha
(Tatti Abi Baqi Ha Meray Dost) :-)
A Boy Was Following A Girl,
A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don''t FolLOW Me,Becoz
My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don''t U Worry,
My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"
Good Morning ! (bina bijli k)
2008 .....
Good Morning !
(bina bijli k)
Have A Nice Day
(bina bijli k).....
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Stay Happy
(bina bijli k) ....=P;->
Ap k khayal ma main apko sms kyun karta hon? I Miss u..?
Ap k khayal ma main apko sms kyun karta hon?
I Miss u..?
I Like u..?
OR
I Need u..?
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Chal bay
Sms package khatam karna Hota hai...is liye:-
Many many HAPP
Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u
Dekha tum ne kya socha tha..?
ap nahi bataoge to mujhe pata nahi lage
ga ki aaj
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ANIMALS DAY HA
Ek Intihai Adbi Sher Arz Hy
Ek Intihai
Adbi Sher Arz Hy
"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"
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"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"
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Way Gujra Way
Way Gujra Way ... ;->
(NASEEBO LAL)
a wise man washes
A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES
But
A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
jab na mana, dil dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan,
jab na mana, dil dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan,
khat meinein terey abu naam likha tujh hud haaram likha
Ager Koi Cute Larki Apko " I LOVE U " Bole tu
Ager Koi Cute Larki
Apko
" I LOVE U " Bole tu
3 Baatain Ho Sakti Hain ..
1. Uski ankhain kharab hain
2. Woh Pagal Hai
Ya
3. Woh Tumhe HAMY Samjh Rahi hai :)
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