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May, 21 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2881 views Funny

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DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,

DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,

Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,

Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to

TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->

Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay

Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!

How can a Sardar

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I''ll drink poison n let lion eat me. O'' bolo
ta ra ra.

memon jao 2 du

MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?

Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->

''Doctor 2 Charsi:

''Doctor 2 Charsi: Cigerette Noshi Insan Ko Aahista Aahista Maar Deti Hai...
Charsi: Te Theek Ay.....Saanu Keri Jaldi Ay.....? ;-) B-)''

MOTOROLA K Add Mai

MOTOROLA K Add Mai ADNAN SAMI K Liye Kya Message Hai..?

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HELLO MOTO... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

Haseen Tum Ho To Buray Hum B Nahi ,

Haseen Tum Ho To Buray Hum B Nahi ,

Mehlon Mein Tum Ho To Sarkon Py Hum B Nahi ,

Dosti Kar K Kehty Ho BUSY Hoon ,

Kaan KHOOL K Sun Lo VAILAY Hum B Nahi...

Long Time Ago

Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...

Oper se gussa aur DIL me pyar krte ho

Oper se gussa aur DIL me pyar krte ho

Nazrain choraty ho DIL beqrar Kartay ho

Lakh Chupalo dunya se MUJHE sab pata hai

tum roz mere SMS ka intazaar krte ho . . . ;->

Some times small things in l

Some times small things in life..

Hurt a lot...

if you don''t agree ..

with me ....

then ...

>>>>

try to sit ...

On a

COMMON PIN :)

Mujh se kya ghalti ho gai?

Mujh se kya ghalti ho gai?

Then y r u avoiding me?

Atleast week mein ek dafa tou yad kr liya karo

Ur behaviour is really hurting Me

With Love

ur

BATH SOAP ;)

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-

C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......

Thats why boys go to college

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