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Pathan ka interview tha
Pathan ka interview tha
Pathan ka interview tha..
Sawal aya : English me translate kero,
"Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun".
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Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;
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Dec, 10 2014
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"GADHO" par research ki Hai
Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,
wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!
HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo
"GADHA" Hai
new meaning of sms
nEw mEaNiNg oF SMS
SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi
SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi
tHeY bOtH HaVe sAmE NaMe''s sHoRt fOrM
SM=Sania Mirza
SM=Shoaib Malik
may ALLAH bless us ;->
akhan akhan wich
akhan akhan wich kujh keh gayee chorni, gallan gallan wich paisay leh ghayee chorni,
chhad k aaya saan mein thaney, per!
thanyon wee hath ghardi leh gayee chorni
A Modern Artist
A Modern Artist
Is The One
Who Throws Paint On Canvas
Wipes Ir Off With A Cloth
And
Sells That Cloth ... ;->
If You Love
If You Love
Someone / Something
Let It Go ...
If It Doesn''t Return ...
Hunt It Down
And
Kill It ...
Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?
Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?
Pathan : Chashme K Saath 75 Kgs.
Doctor : Aur Chashme K Baghair ???
Pathan: Wo Tou Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi ... ;->
At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Real Story
At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!
Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.
''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib
''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib
Wah!wah
Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib
Ooohhh!
Phir..!
Phir kia Ruk gayi hawa gir gya ghalib
A Lover gives Love...
A Lover gives Love...
A Father gives Protection.. .
A Mother gives Life...
but A Real Friend gives
'' nice girls Cell No.''
That is frndship...
Now its a gud chance 2
prove your frnship.. ;)
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
A Diet Coke
Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet
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Order Double Cheese Burgers
Larg Fries
And
A Diet Coke ... ;)
Pyar B Ajab Shay He
Pyar
B Ajab Shay HePyar
B Ajab Shay He
Maa Se Ho To
"EBADAT"
Baap Se Ho To
"AQEEDAT"
Behan Se Ho To
"FARZ"
&
Bivi Se Ho To
Sub Kehtay Hen
"JORU" Ka Ghulam. . ;->
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