1 day i went 2 ZOO

1 day i went 2 ZOO.So many animals wre there
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Mouse
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Owl
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Monkey
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HayAllah! Tusi v?

May, 26 2010 172 chars (2 sms) 2454 views Funny

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So Send this Msg to Someone

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“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
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Wats d height of hope??

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It is: sittin in d exam hall,
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Kuch nahi aisay hi Indian team yad aa gai thi..
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Yeh Naya S/\/\S Hy . . . ;->

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