1 day i went 2 ZOO

1 day i went 2 ZOO
1 day i went 2 ZOO.So many animals wre there
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Owl
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Monkey
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HayAllah! Tusi v?
  

May, 26 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2149 views       Funny

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High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business
Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!
7 angels came to me asked 4 da most intellgent ,smart, nice, sweet, well behaved, welgromed ,person , so i gave dem ur adress ." dekha kaise Ullu banaya Unko "

SANIA MIRZA Details:



Age: 19



Sex: Female



Weight: 56 Kg



Height: 165 Cm



Colour: Normal



Boy Friend:Assi Hor Kon.



Brother:Tusi Hor Kon . ("_")
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
Height oF Joke:
Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!

Since Den He Stopped



Wearing Shirt!!
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........

A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?

Woman: Why........? Do U Have One To Sell............. ;->
Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,
Ap Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai K Koi Marr Gaya Hai?

Doctor Ne Jawab Diya...

Mard K Dil Ki Dharkan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Marr Jata Hai

Aurat Ki Zubaan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Zinda Nahi Hoti
Circuit: Bhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?


Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane

Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
Identification Of
Students ...

Books In Bag,
Faisalabad

Books In Hands
Sialkot

Rolled Books In Jeans
Lahore

W/o Books
But Cell Fones In Hands
Karachi ... ;->
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka

Bacha Kaise Nikla?

Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,

Jyada Interesting Ye Hai

Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA