1 day i went 2 ZOO

1 day i went 2 ZOO
1 day i went 2 ZOO.So many animals wre there
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
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Owl
o(o¿o)o
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Monkey
(@¿@)
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HayAllah! Tusi v?
  

May, 26 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2084 views       Funny

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