Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

even have a big car like Noman,but

i really love U!

Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!
  

May, 21 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     1822 views       Funny

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What Is B.E. . . .




8 semesters are there


80GB syllabus

80MB we study

80KB we remember

80 Bytes we answer

BINARY marks we get,

The Degree finally we get is BE

That is Brain Empty (B.E) . . . ;->
Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!
Man Tries To Throw A Lady From The Window. She Opposed.
The Crowd Shouts: Stop It, Man! The Lady Is Alive.
The Guy: This Is Not A Lady, This Is My Mother-In-Law.
The Crowd Shouts: Look, She Even Resists.
Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than... OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-YESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH
Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo..
Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani!!


Humne piyaaa hai………….tum bhi piyo!!!!

Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..


Newton''s law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,

provided that the role of

WAPDA remains constant".
Yaad Rakho:
TalaaQ kisi MaslaY ka Hal nahin hai..

.

Ager Bivi Se Ikhtalaf ho to uss ko "QATAL" Karwa do..

( Peer Asif ZaRdaRi )
Book:
Baghairti k 14 Asool..!!
Amemon sent Rs.1000000 unsigned cheque to PM''s Flood Relief Fund n Wrote...
"Cheque is unsigned b''coz, I do not want any Publicity"
Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"
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1- Hate To Sleep

2 - Like To Study Forever

3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]

4 - Cant Live Widout Tension

5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World

6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->

Nowadays,

Child in washroom.
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Mommm!
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Mom: han beta bolo!

Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
:D :P
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