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Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont
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Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont
even have a big car like Noman,but
i really love U!
Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!
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May, 21 2010
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