khatay huay bolna nahi chahiay

Zardari Ab Chup Ka Roza Rakhain ge
Or Kabhi Nahi Bolein ge,

kyun K Zardari Ne Suna Hai,

"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"

May, 05 2010 134 chars (1 sms) 2395 views Funny

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ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,

ub tanhai ka ehsas ho,

Na koi apke pass ho,

Na aap kisi ki nazar mein ho,

Na koi aapki nazar mein ho,

To samajh len k aap...???

BATHROOM
mein hein... ;->

1 Pathan Apne

1 Pathan Apne
Rikshaw k 7 Khara Tha

1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola:
"Bhai Gulshan Jaoge?"

Khan:
Me Tou Chala Jaonga
Lekin Mera Rikshaw Ka Ko
Khyal Rakhega ...? ;->

Teri sorat arz kya hay k

Teri sorat

arz kya hay k

teri sorat...

Teri sorat mere dil mai kuch is tra se bus gai

Jese chotay say drwazay main moti anti phas gai..

1 ADMI KI 6 UNGLIYA

1 ADMI KI 6 UNGLIYA THI,SAB LOG USE BHOOLA FANKAR KEHTE THE,BATAO KYO?

SOCHO

SOCHO

KYOKI

BHOOLA FANKAR USKA NAAM THA

What will Himesh

What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->

2 ways 2 suicide.

2 ways 2 suicide.
1) Quick death:
Take a BIG rope,
tie it around ur neck & hang urself.
2) Slow death:
Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl''s neck 2 marry.

MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,

MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,

Ye w0hi hAi Jo kAr gAyA PAkiStAni TeAM k0 KhAsSi.. ;->

Subha SMS

Subha
SMS

Shaam
SMS

Din me
SMS

Raat me
SMS

Ghar me
SMS

Office me
SMS

Jeena
SMS

Marna
SMS
Akhir kya he ye SMS??

S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)

ek premi apni premika ke liye

ek premi apni premika ke liye
anguthikhridne ke liye ek dukan pe gaya,
or use ek anguthi pasand aa gai to usne uska price puchha- bhai sahab kya rate hai?
dukandar-5000.00R.s
ye sunkar premi ki siti nikal gai.
tab usne dusari anguthi ki or ishara kar ke puchha or iski?
dukandar-do sitiya

chohay ne aik pora suit kutr

=PUre NeWz =

1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gYa,

Q k

Wo sUit

MaLika Sharwat

Ka tha...>>!

Na Barish Na Toofan

Na Barish

Na Toofan

Na Bomb Blast

Na Strike

Na Jalse Juloos

Na Muzahiray

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Pata Nahi Karachi Ko Kis Ki Nazar Lag Gayi Hai..... ;->

A man was lost alone

A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
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a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed

Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..

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khatay huay bolna nahi chahiay

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