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Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >

May, 06 2010 196 chars (2 sms) 1854 views Funny

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Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye

Girl: Meri ammi ko tum boht pasand aaye ho....
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Pathan: (Sharmaaty huwe) Kuch bhi ho par hum shadi tumse hi karega,Khala se kaho mujhe bhool jaye.

Santa:

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.

if you keep your

If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...

You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->

Send Me Mesg On These Time

Send Me Mesg On These Time

Morning

6am To 12pm

Noon

12pm To 4pm

Evening

4pm To 8pm

Night

8pm To 6am

Baki Time Tang Mat Karna Kam Karna Hota Hai
:-)

WHat Will A Guy Sing

WHat Will A Guy Sing After He Gets Propsal From A Rich Girl . . . .

Agar Tum Mil Jao ''''Kamana Chorh Denge Hum'''' ;->

How Do U CUT Roads . . . ? ? ?

How Do U CUT Roads . . . ? ? ?

By LAUGHING. . .

How. . . ? ? ?

B''coz

''''Hanste Hanste CUT jayen Raste'''' ;->

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

What Is a kiss? In view of

What Is a kiss? In view of
Geometry:
" Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips!

Economics:
" kiss is that thing for which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!

Physics:
" kiss is the process of charging a human body"

Computer:
" Like a LAN , in which 2 bodies r connected without any DATA CABLE"

''mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,

''mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,
bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai
or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka
arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai''

girls top 10 lies

GIRLS'' TOP 10 LIES

1.I miss u
2.I m single
3.Main pehli dafa kisi larke se baat kr rhi hon
4.Main cozin se baat kr rhi thi
5.Mjhy TUM kehna acha nhi lagta
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti
7.Main duusri larkio''n jesi nhi
8.Mjhy kuch nahi pata
9.Sab larke ek jese hotey hyn
10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle aur aakhri larke ho, main nahi reh pao''n gi tmhare bina.
Send to girls
So they can laugh
Coz
They knw its true ... =P =D

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

''A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They''ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."''

Boy- Dear!

Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.
What u c?Tell me...!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni di e!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya?
kad cheti..
Vadi aai true love di... =P ;->

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