ghar ma mera hi hukam chlta hy

ghar ma mera hi hukam chlta hy


Sikh: Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy
Ma Kehta hon, garm pani ly aao, wo le aati hy,

Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sikh: Garam pani ma hi Bartan Achay Dhultay hain:-)
  

May, 05 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     1932 views       Funny

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Sadyon Mai Pehli Baar Aisa Hua Hai JAn|x....
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Aisa Mere Papa Ne Meri Mama Ko Bola Tha...!
Pappu excitedly announced to hi friends
"I will tell you all something....." All his
friends gathered around himto hear what
he would tell. What did Pappu tell them?
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A) "Something"... ;->
Best error message of the century.....!!!!

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Ek din me uske sath gaya date per,

Phir usne apni birthday pe bulaya cake pr,

Hum ne kuch baten ki beth kr,

Uske bhai ne hamari baten sunli late kr,

Phir usne mujhe chamat lgaya khench kr,

Ek haftey tak me leta rha bed pr,

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