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KHUSH KISMAT HAIN
KHUSH KISMAT HAIN AP K HUM AP KI DOSTI KO ITNI SHIDAT SE CHAHTY HAIN.....WARNA HUM TO WOH CHEZ HAIN JIN K KHUWAB MAY BHI LOG APPOINTMENT SE ATAY HAIN:-):-):-)
  

May, 21 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     2329 views       Funny

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Zardari K Ley Bura Waqt Kab Ho Ga?

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Simple Jan|X
Jab Qoum K Ley Acha Waqt Ho Ga, , ,=P;->



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<))> Xcuse Me
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Aap kAAm bAAd mE kArnA,,
PhELE MEri bAAt SuNLo,,

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dil laga k kaam kiya karo =P ;->
Hanso



Cheeko





Chillao





Uchlo Koodo





Seetiyan Maaro





Abu Ko Bataoo






Ami Ko Bataoo





Elaan Karwao






Bhangra Paao






Khush Ho Jao






K Tum Jiase Logo’n Ko Bhi Mere Sms Aate Hain. . .
2 Pyaar Kerne Wale Jungle Main Kho Gaye . . .




































Chalo Ab Matti Pao, Ab Kon Dhoonde Jungle Main Ja Ker . . . ;->
JAisa K aap Sub MUSLIMS ko pata hay K MAHE RAMZAN start ho gaya hai,

Tu Ais LIye Ap Apney Mobile Mein save tamam Dirty Jokes,Pic msgz orr Girls k Numbers
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KArnay say pehlay Mujhe Farward Kar day
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Thanks A Lot
Ek Bacha Doosre Se:

Yaar Mere Abbu Ka Intikaal Ho Gaya

Doosra Bacha :

Shit Yaar
China Ki Cheezo''n Main Ye Hi
Masla Hai ;->
Eik Dehaati Shehar Gya,
Uss K Peechay Ik Kutta Dor Para
Dehati Nay Pathar Uthna Chaha Magar Pathar Zamin K Sath Jura Huwa Tha,
Dehati Ne Kaha,
Yeh Ajeeb Jagah Hai Yahan Kutton Ko Khula Chor Daitay Hain Or Pathar Ko Baandh Daitay Hain,
Machar ka Bacha Pehle Baar uraa
jab woh wapis aaya
tou us k baap ne Poocha "Kaisa Laga Ur k??"

Machar Bola .. " BOhat Maza Aaya, Dekh k bht Khushi howi sab ko Taalian Bajatay"
Pehli larki 100 wale card main set ho jati thi


Or ab 1000 wale card main b mushkil se maanti hy

FarQ Tou Para Hai

Jeenay Do Musharaf
Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge




Teacher 2 chiLd!

Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??



Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)


Full Form Of Boys...
B - Badmashiyon Me Sab Se Aage.
O - Ollo0 Ki Tarah Raat Me Jaage.
Y - Yaarian Nibhate Jaan Laga K.
S - Shareef Sirf Maa Baap K Aage... ;->