mobile oscar awards 2009

mobile oscar awards 2009

Mobile Oscar Awards 2009:

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"BEST SMS Sender" Award Goes To

(''HumAyuN'')

Ab Jealous Ho Kar Apna Naam na Likhna. :-)
  

May, 05 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2715 views       Funny

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Catch her by her waist


Bring her home


Keep your hand on her neck


Put your lips on her lips




And have a nice .....






Drink!

COCA COLA BuuRrrrrrrrrrrrr :)
Kal 125 logo ko
bewakoof banaya.
Kaise?






niche dekho..













Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha...
Ab 126 HOGAYE.....;->
Shair Arz Kia Hy
Zara Tawaja Farmaiyega


Khushi Milain tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam





Khushi Milain tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam












Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam ... ;->
AgAr iNsAn Ki RaGo mAi KhOoN Ki jAgA PetRoL HotA !

AhAm kHaBrEn :

Aj Ek AdMi K gOLi LaGi aUr KiSi Ne UsKo HosPiTaL nA pHoNcHaYa aUr sAb pEtrOL jAmA kArTe RaHe
Life is full of rewards

If you eat properly

exercise and take good care of yourself for 60 years

what is your reward

A senior citizen card



20% discount.
Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy

Uski ankhein sagar se b zada gehri hyn

Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte,

Täb pata chlä ullu ki path''thi behri hy!


Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
''Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.''
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.

Then I realised that The Lord doesn''t work that way,

so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.


Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai
Larkio ki ada humain pasand nai,

Larkio se bate hamain pasand nai,

Wo to ane wale bacho ki zid hai k MAMA chahiye,

Warna humain shaadi karna pasand nai!
Blackmailing In New Style=


Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,



To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K



"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->