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who is the leader of ducks?
Who is the leader of ducks?
Ans. Frog
Why?
Because frog is MAINDUCK
''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
Neend me khwab accha lagta he..
Aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo,
Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!''
Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!
Why isn''t Akshay Kumar''s wife
not a big star as he is?
bcoz
Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!
The most rommantic
The most rommantic country of the world..?
guess!
O yes! pakistan u know y?
har raat candle light dinner... =P ;->
(thanks to kesc)
reshma ki jawani
reshma ki jawani
reashma ki jawani
reshma ki jawani
ab hogai hai purani .........;->
''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah Gai,
''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah
Gai,
Mujhey Bhi Apne Balansce Ki Qader
Aa Gai
Sochaab Tum Ko Message Na Karon,
Magar
Ye Kambakht Dosti Teri Yaad aa Gai,''
One GOOD way to
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are HAPPY. . . ;->
Teacher: What''s your cast?
Teacher: What''s your cast?
Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay
phir Bhatti huay,
phir Rajput hogaye,
ab hain darzi,
aagey mummy ki marzi. .
when we throw a ball in the air
when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
.
?
.
?
.
bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)
You are one of the
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Interviewer asked sardarji:
Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
purani khawat hai
purani khawat hai raat ko tenssion le ke nahi sona chiaye phir bhi log apni biwi ko sath le ke sote hain :D
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