mobile oscar awards 2009

mobile oscar awards 2009

Mobile Oscar Awards 2009:

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"BEST SMS Sender" Award Goes To

(''HumAyuN'')

Ab Jealous Ho Kar Apna Naam na Likhna. :-)
  

May, 05 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2529 views       Funny

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Ek premi ne kaha prmika se,

men tmhari zulfon se khelna chahta hon

premika ne.. wig utar kr dedi or boli khelte rho

mgr kal wapas krdena college b jana ha
Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.
Son: if i fail?
Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.
Son: why?
Dad: To Open Cycle Shop...!

+92 300 2711 588 / +92 333 9968 674
Jiss Train Mai Pyari Pyari Larkiyaan Safar Kar Rahi Hon..

Us Train Ko Kya Kahein Gaye ??


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Socho

Its Simple Yaar


" MAAL GARRI "
''Acha silla dia to ne mere piyar ka"
"Yar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka"

Remix by FARAAZ

"Acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka"
"Naap liya mere sey dia mere dia mere baap ka"

"Intiqam Ka Behtreen
Tariqa Ye Hai k
Dushman Ko Dost Bana
Kr Dhoka Do ..."






Janab Asif Ali Zardari ;)
I Have A DouBt


Why Ppl Use Shut Up
for Human Beings


And


Shut Down For
Computers...


While Prpose Of Both Is Same.....!!!!!! ;->


Really SmArt One


I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me.....

But

I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;)
Dil CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paaoge


Wah Wah


DIL CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paoge

Q Ki
Dard To Mere SIR Me He..
Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
"SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI"
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko ora dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha
"AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".
Q: Wo Konsa Kutta Hai Jo Logon Ka Kho0n Chosta Hai Or paisy ki chamak Ka boht Deewana Hai?
uska Name ''Z'' Se Start Hota Hai












Zentaier,
SOuth Africa Me Paya jata Hai.

But I Like The Way You Think...

End of the World in 2012 means














I have wasted my whole life in school :) :)
The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..

Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly..

B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;->