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What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?
What do you call a woman who marries an old,
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Stupid. . . ;->
hum aur aap
Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,
Ap husn wale
Hum "DIL" wale,
Ap dolat wale
Hum "SMS" krne wale
OR Ap sirf
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Free me parh k "MUSKURANEY" waley...!!
''Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof banaya.
''Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof banaya.
Pata he kasay?
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Bilkul aisay.
Ab 26 ho gay.''
wAt iS tHe difFerEncE bEtweEn H2O And CO2??????
wAt iS tHe difFerEncE bEtweEn H2O And CO2??????
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H2O iS hOt wAtEr aNd CO2 is cOld wAt3r!!!
There was this guy
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going through hell.
''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....
''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....
Police Aa Gayi....
To Charsi NAy Chars Chupa DI
POLICE: Kya Kar Rahe HO???
CHARSI: Kuch Nai Apne Baap K Lya Dua Kr Raha Hon....
POLICE: Ya Qabar To Kisi Bachay KI Qabar HAi......''
1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,
Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,
kya karu?
Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,
zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
Height of bad luck-
Height of bad luck-
A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life n
dies because of
BIRD FLU
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now dont ask me 4 more sms ...
appna raag aap jamaoo
If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere,
If a black cat crosses you, when u r going somewhere,
wat does it mean????
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It means that black cat is also going some where
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.
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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)
23rd march a
23rd March ...
A Day To Realize The
Value Of The Freedom
Let''s Celebrate This
Day With Grand
Jubilation & Pray That
May ALLAH Protect Our
Country 4m Zardari ;)
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