ow can we prevent noise pollution? keep vehicle horn in silent

How can we prevent Noise Pollution?

Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)

May, 05 2010 91 chars (1 sms) 1971 views Funny

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Jab tak zinda hain msg krty rahenGe,
Or jis din na karen to samaj lena k.
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Aglay din karenGe,
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Maar dO
Maar dO zalimO
Haly tay wia v ni h0ya.;-(

teri zulfon main kh

Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon

Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon

Par Tum Teil Itna Lagati
Hyn K Har Bar Phisal Jata
Hoon ... ;->

MErE MobiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA

NEWS

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MErE MobiLE mE KhudKAsh BoMB hAmLA huA hy..
12 sMs Moke pEr jAnbAhAk,
25 ShAdEEd ZAkhMi,
50 sMs LA pAtA,
Or..
8 sMs nE INboX mE dAm tOr diA.. =P ;->

Luv Story:Hero love

Luv Story:Hero love heroin bt heroin luv vilan bt vilan luv hero''s sister but hero''s sister luv heroin''s brother bt heroin''s brother luv vilan''s sister but vilan''s sister luv hero''s brother Bt hero''s brother luv heroin Bt heroin luv vilanFinally 2 person commit suicide
PRODUCER & DIRECTOR

yaar aaya hai chai to bana do

Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.

Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.

Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)

Naya Qaumi Tarana

Naya Qaumi Tarana

Mush Sar Zameen Shaad Baad
Kishwar-e-Haseen Shaad Baad
Tu Nishan-e-Corruption Aalishaan
Arz-e-Mushistaan
Shaad Baad Opposition Barbaad
Mush Sar Zameen Ka Nizam
Aatay Gas Bijli Ka Burhaan
Qaum Mulk Saltanat
Chaudry Paindabad, Shaukat Aziz Mulk Se Farar
Parcham-e-Sitara-o-Hilal
Khoon Main Runga Sara Saal
Bhool Apna Maazi
Shaan-e-Haal
Jaane-Istaqlal
Saya-e-Bomber Sar Par Sawar . . . ! !

InTErNATioNAL

InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien

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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->

shaadi

Dulha: Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho, Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho...

Dulhan:
Sharma k...
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..;-)

Iblees

Iblees
Ne 1 din apne cheelön se kaha!
Logon ko
TLAWAT
ZIKAR
TASBiH
Se door rakhne ka khas Nuska
Batao?
Cheelon ne yak zuban ho kar kaha:Sir sms Free krwa dain.

Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna

Ye 1 sacha wakia hy.ignore mat krna
Korangi me 1 lrke or lrki ne ghr se bhag k shadi ki.kuch dino bad do9 me larai hogai.1 din lrka,lrki ko mar rha tha.lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke k lag gai or wo mar gya.lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai.usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi.lrki boli.baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha.

"SURF EXCEL HENA"

A man from Agra went

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent''s house in Delhi .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.

He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written:

''Sethji aaj mar ! Gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye)

(yeh sms kaisa laga mujhe msg karke zaroor batana plz)

AK minute k liye duniya me burey kaam ruk

AK minute k liye duniya
me burey kaam ruk
gaey he

y?

Batao kio

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B''coz

"SHETAAN"is waqt sms
parh raha he:-p

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