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bus conductor ki shaadi ho rahi thi
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bus conductor ki shaadi ho rahi thi
bus conductor ki shaadi ho rahi thi
Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.
Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:
Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)
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If a boy gives
If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer”
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”.
Feel the difference;)
Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.
Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.
When Curd Served,Englishman Asks,What Dis?
He Explains
"Milk Sleeping In Nite,
Morning Become Tight"
Practice makes man perfect.
Practice makes man perfect...
Then wat abt woman??
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Any guesses??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P
lovers with mobile in pakistan cities
Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan cities . . .
ISLAMABAD
Hello Janu
chalo aj CHINEESE Restaurant m Dinner Meri traf sy
RAWALPINDI
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon
LAHORE
Hello Janu
aj to film ka mood ban rha hy aur wo b Tumhry saath
KARACHI
Hello Janu
what a Fantastic Mosam
Chalo Beach py Jaty hy..
PESHAWAR
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hy
Tum khairiyat sy to ho?? ;->
Ajeb shakhs tha
Ajeb shakhs tha ajeb mizaj rakhta tha..
sawal karne se pehlay jawab rakhta tha..
Wesay to kehta tha ''i hate grlz''
magar khusron se hansi mzaq rakhta tha..
Sardar & Pathan:
Sardar & Pathan:
Olympic ke Race Dekh Rahy Thy
Pathan: Yah Kya Ho Raha Hai
Sardar: 1st Aany Waly Ko Price Mily Ga
Pathan: Kocha Magar Yah Sab Log Ku Bhag Raha Hai...!
Ur 5 qualities:
Ur 5 qualities:
1———
2———
3———
4———
5———
Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
1st Frnd :
1st Frnd : Yaar Meri Biwi Bohat Ghussa Karti Hai
2nd Frnd :Meri Biwi Bhi Pehle BOhat Ghussa Karti Thi Ab Bilkul Nahi KAri
1st Frnd : Tumne Kya Elaaj Kya ?
2nd Frnd : Kuch Nahi Bas ITna Hi Kaha Tha K Burhapay Main Ghussa A Hi Jata Hai Tab Se Us Ne Kabhi Ghussa Nahi Kya :P
mere marne ke baad
mere marne ke baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
mere marne k baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
wo khidki pei aai aur boli
SALA YEI BHI TAPAK GAYA
Technologies Impact:-
Technologies Impact:-
Dad Emails :
Dear Son,
How Hv U Been?
Ur Mom & I R Fine.
We Miss U A Lot,
Plz Turnoff Ur PC & Come Downstairs 4 Dinner!
Yaad hai ham pehle
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
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