Wat''s the similarity between

Wat''s the similarity between

U & a bottle of pepsi....

Sweet,

cool,

good,

easily available

And

Biggest similarity...

Dhakkan. . .

May, 20 2010 201 chars (2 sms) 2313 views Funny

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All Brokers Have Become

All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.

Lo0gon ki beghairtian

Lo0gon ki beghairtian to check kro
zara. . .
PAppu

.

.
Maiyat mai aker p0chte hain khana kub lagega... ;->

Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi

Teacher: Woh koun sa event tha jo na hota to aj "KARACHI" khush hall hota... ?

Student:
Altaf Hussain ki maa ki shadi... ;->

Agar Ness Wadia

Agar Ness Wadia apna ek cyber cafe kholega.... toh woh apne cyber cafe ka kya naam rakhega..!

ness-cafe...~

Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe

Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.

Aur

Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?

Aray Sahi Pehchana

Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)

women

Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh

Wo kon sa department hy Jis ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,

Q: Wo kon sa department hy Jis
ma Orat kam nhi kr skti,

Batao

Chalo Mein btata hun.

Ans.
FIRE BRIGADE,

Q K Orat ka kam aag bujhana nhi,

Aag lagana hy

Ye Badalti Rutai''n Ye Dubte Huey Arman

Ye Badalti Rutai''n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai''n
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shame''n
Ye Kch Or Nhi Srf
.
.
.
KESC Ki Beghairti Hy ... ;->

hEIGHT of tEcHNoLoGY

hEIGHT of tEcHNoLoGY

No mOther in mOther bOArd

nO key |N key bOArd

Prpose Karny ka aik dam Jhakkas Style....

Prpose Karny ka
aik dam Jhakkas
Style....

"Kya Ghoor Ghoor k Dekhti hey...Maar Dale Gi Kya...??
Dil Dena hai to de de.. Rakh k Achaar dale Gi Kya...?

Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?

Sardar 1:yar yeh joray
kahan bantay hain?

Sardar 2:Aasman par

Pehla:Abay shit yar

Doosra:kia hua?

Pehla:main tou darzi ko
day aata...-'';>

BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK

BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK

PaRtHe RaHe ThE?

BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn

11 BaJe ToU LiGhT GaYe ThI,

BeTa: MoSmYaT Se MaI PaRhNe

MaI ItNa MaGaN ThA

K LiGhT JaNe Ka

PaTa Hi NaHe ChAlA . . . ;->

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