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Aa Ker Ustaad Ne Inhain Seedha Lait Ker
Cycle Ki Tarah Taangein Chalanay Kai Liye Kaha..
Aik Larka Thori Dair Chalanay Kai Baad Ruk Gaya
Ustaad Ne Daanta Tu Us Nai Kaha..

"Sir Mairy Chain Utar Gayi Hai:-(

May, 14 2010 254 chars (2 sms) 2410 views Funny

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Ya Rab Dil-e-Qaid Ko E Zinda Tammana De

Ya Rab Dil-e-Qaid Ko E Zinda Tammana De

Tu Khwab K Pyase ko Tabeer Ka Darya De

Is Bar Barabar Me Aaye Aisi Parosan

Jo Dil Ko Garma De Aur Ruuh Ko Tarpa De . . . ;->

wife tum toh chaht

Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..

Today is Newspaper,

Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P

q.1: study=dont fail

q.1: study=dont fail
Eq.2: dont study=fail
ading eq 1&2 study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking comon, study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol: study=fail. HENCE PrOVED

1 Jamadar Gutter

1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.

1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.

Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . . .["!"]

Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat

Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum SMS.

Ye African Zuban main likha hai.
Iska Urdu Main matlab hai.

Naak mai Ungli Maarne se Fursat mil jaye to SMS Kr lya karo.

aap ko 1 word send k

Aap ko 1 word send kia hai..

Jise aap aage se Parho ya pichhe se,

aap ko mera hi naam dikhai dega..

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"ABBA"

Arz kiya hai.......

Arz kiya hai.......

Office may Kaam hote hain...
Galtiyo ka sama hota hai....
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai....

Ekaadmi tha..!

Ekaadmi tha..!

woh kisiko msg nahi karta tha...!
kisiko call nahi karta tha...
fir bhi uska balance jata tha...

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kyunki woh ek tang pe khada tha..!

Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..

Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!

Viru:
Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga..

Gabbar:
Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.

for all the people

For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine

Happy Valentine

For Others

Watch Aalim Online ;->

U can control your Breath but not Death

U can control your Breath but not Death,
U can control your Life but not your Wife,
U can control your Emotions but not

LOOSE MOTION

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