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Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy
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Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)
Teacher shocked… :
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