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Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy
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Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy
Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. ;)
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;
,
Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti :-)
Teacher shocked… :
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Aur DoN.. 03343004071
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15
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17
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143
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420
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302
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786
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555
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5000
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111
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007
Aur
DoN..
03343004071
Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...
Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...
Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...
Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?
Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.
girlhum kaha ja rah
Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
boy-Long Drive Par..!!
girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?
boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga..
reshma ki jawani
reshma ki jawani
reashma ki jawani
reshma ki jawani
ab hogai hai purani .........;->
mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy
1 aurat 2sri se,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,
wo ksi larki se milta hy
2sri aurt,
Phr tm kya karogi?
1st
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hun ;->
The World Thinnest Book
The World Thinnest Book, Has Only 1 Word Written In it....... "EveryThing"
& The Book Is Tittled By
"WhaT WoMeN WaNt"........... ;)
Ek admi aadi raat ko
Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola
k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
BIWI : Ek dum.
Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai''
Boy:
Tere lye mere dil mai thora thora gham hai...
Girl: Aagay?
Boy: Lekin jb teri behan ko dekha to dil ne kaha
"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai"... =P ;->
3 jawan aur popat bachiyon k number
Lay Jigar 3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K Number:
Lata Mangeshkar:
03339200068
Fatima Suraiyya Bajiya:
03215659217
Abida Parveen:
03218525363
Ab Thanks Bol Kar Sharminda Na Karna.
Machar marne ka asan Tareqa
Machar marne ka asan
Tareqa
Phle ek zinda machar
Pakrain
Phr use zamin pe lita
Den
Phr use gudgude karen
Jse hi machar hasne k
Lye mu khole
Use Morten pila den.->
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.
Wah Wah
Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.
Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,
Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)
adnan sami ko indian
Adnan sAmi kO inDian Girlz nE mEhndi k moqA peR KHoOb bjaya
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bEcO-z
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hE sAng A sOng
"zara Dholki bJao Gorioo"
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