I LOVE U I WANT U I LIKE U

I LOVE U I WANT U I LIKE U
I LOVE U



I WANT U



I LIKE U



I MISS U



I TALK U



All these sentences r the examples of "PRESENT INDEFINITE "
2moro we wil study "PRESENT CONTINOUS" ;-
  

May, 20 2010     182 chars (2 sms)     2213 views       Funny

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Iqbal K Kehnay Pe Jab Basera Kiya
Shaheen Ne Chattanon May...

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Usay Bhi firing Kar k Bhaga Diya Pathano Ne...
''Doctor 2 Charsi: Cigerette Noshi Insan Ko Aahista Aahista Maar Deti Hai...
Charsi: Te Theek Ay.....Saanu Keri Jaldi Ay.....? ;-) B-)''
Khudi Ko Kr HaseeN Itna k KatreeNA KAIF Khud tUm Se Kahay.

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"Aj Kala Jora Paa Sadi Farmaish Tay"
Husbnd Make A Call 2 His Wife 4m His Office

BEGUM Muje UmAr Sharif K Drame K 2 Pass Mile Hain,

Begum: (WITH joy) Theek Hai Main Tyar hoNa Start Krti HooN

Husbnd: Haan Jaldi Karo,

Pass Kal K Show K Liye Hain.
How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?










They stand infront of da mirror, throw da water on da mirror & say
Oh God sooooooooooo cold water ;->
Just Imagine for a while, u''re a handsome Boy...
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Aisa Karoge Tou Kon Ayega... =P ;->
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
Programming 2day
Is A Race b/w

Software Engineers Striving

To Build Bigger And Better Idiot-Proof Programs

And

The Universe Trying To Produce Bigger And Better Idiots.

So Far, The Universe Is Winning ... ;->
Dentist Ki Beti-

Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?

Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua

Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya
Phoolo Me or Insaano Me
kya Farq Hota Hai,


Phool Insaano Se Zada
Khoobsorat Hotey HAin,


Lekin Kuch Insaan Phoolo
Se B Ziada Khoobsorat
Hote Hain,


JeSE K


Mein



he he he
Teacher : Studnt Ko Doodh K Faiday Batate Hoe Bolaa..

6 Cheezon K Nam Batao Jin Me Doodh Hota Hai

Studnt : Kheer, Custrd Aur 4 Bhains


Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.
What u c?Tell me...!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni di e!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya?
kad cheti..
Vadi aai true love di... =P ;->