Zubaida apaaaaa

In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :-P

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Yaar Raat To Kamaal Hogaya,

Ek Ghanta Ek Minute Tak Pishaab Karta Raha
11:59 Pm Say 1:01 Am Tak Itna Lambaaaaaa...
Record Hogaya Ye To

Boy U r d Sunshine Of My Lyf !

Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Lyf !
Widout U Lyf''s Lyk A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Luvly Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Nw Go Further
I''ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report ;->

If A PARATHA

If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?

Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!

Teacher:what is

Teacher:what is chemical formula 4 water? John:H I J K L M N O. Teacher:What r u talking? John:yesterday u told it is H to O!!!!

It''s The Thing That

It''s The Thing That
Satisfies Ur Mind, Body & Soul ....... !
Do It On Bed, On A Sofa
In The Bathroom Or
Any Where

It''s PRAYER

God BLess Ur Naughty Mind..... ;->

2 Dost Suicide karne gae

2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Khuda muje dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
hai ki Reliance mai Job.

Ek Zaruri Suchna-

Ek Zaruri Suchna-
Driving Karte SaMay,
Sharab Matt Piyo,

Kyun Ki,

Kyun Ki,

SPEED BREAKER
Aa Jaane Se
Bottle Gir Sakti Hai..

''Aap ko bohat bohat

''Aap ko bohat bohat

*EID MUBARAK*

heraan mat houn jis ko mera $m$ mil jaye
us ki to Eid hi ho jati hai...!!!''

During School Days

During School Days KARAN JOHAR Was D Class Representative.

One Day Teacher Asked Him Wats D Strength Of D Class,

And He Replied

22 Girls,

33 Boys And Me"

Benazir Aye Gi...!

Benazir Aye Gi...!

Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!

Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!

Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!

Phir Gareeb Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!

Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->

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Arz kiya hai...

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Teray siwa is dil mein nahi koi aur...

(Wah! Wah!)

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RoCk3r, GEO NEWS Lahore :-D

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