Ye lo ik hi seekh bachi

Ye lo ik hi seekh bachi
Ye lo ik hi seekh bachi thi tumharay hissay ki khalo tum nay to pocha nahi.

par hamain akelay khanay ki adat nahi.

khalo kia yad karogey
  

May, 20 2010     143 chars (1 sms)     2621 views       Funny

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Sharabi ne Doctor se puchha-Aap meri sharab chuurva sakte ho? Doctor-Han kyun nahi. Sharabi-Toh Punjab Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pls chuurva do na.

Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai

Idhar B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai


Udher B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai


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Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya hai.;-)
happy foggy winter


I Love Walking In FOG,

Beacause No One

Can Detect




I M








SMOKING....:P

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....
New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets make them brother n sister
Lady On Fone
Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids.

Man Stunnd,Omg!
... R U Riya
No

Anu?
No

Pari?
No
Jasi?
No

Lady in confusion

No Sir I am The Class Teacher
Of Ur Son :P :D
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u
with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U,
Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.
''Usne mujhe rat ko jungle me akele chor dya faraz.
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Ye keh kar k
Pyar kia to darna kia..?''
U
Know
Students
Ki
Kab
Eid
Hoti
Hai
















Jab Teachers Chutti Karty Hain
T-Shirt Line :

I Was Thinking

Of Becoming

A Doctor,

I Have Handwriting For I
''Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P''

Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???




Student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)