Newton law of Girl frnd :-

Newton law of Girl frnd :-

"Luv can niether b created nor b destroyed,

it can only changd from 1 girlfrnd to another,

with some loss of energy time & Money".

May, 25 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 2723 views Funny

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Wife:

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)

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ÅCHE sMs Krne
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ÅWÅRD ØF ßEST sMs Sndr
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Ye SMS Mje Aya Socha apko Btadon

Is Dunya Me 1 Ache

Is Dunya Me 1 Ache
Insaan Ka Mlna Ksi
Mojze Se Kam Nhi
1 Aisa Insan Jo
Khunsurat Dil Aur
Purkashish Shaksiyat
Ka Malik Ho
Islye

Qadar Kro Meri Zalimo''n ... ;->

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When A

Man Bring

His Wife Flowers

For No Reason,

There''s A Reason.

/ Height Of Job Frustration //

// Height Of
Job Frustration //

A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper... ;->

Santa: Why Do

Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

every morning ur

every morning ur d 1st thing tat comes2my mind
i wish i wud start my day with u in my bed
i luv d feel on my lips
u just make my day
i lvu u "NESCAFE"...

A man drinking

A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn

''Usay pyar kar k meri kismat hi jag gai

''Usay pyar kar k meri kismat hi jag gai,

wah wah

Usay pyar kar k meri kismat hi jaag gai,

Maine itne love letter post kiye k wo
"POSTMAN k sath hi bhag gai.:-D''

Larki Waley : Aap Ka Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???

Larki Waley : Aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???

Larke Ki Maa

Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->

Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.

Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.

When Curd Served,Englishman Asks,What Dis?

He Explains
"Milk Sleeping In Nite,
Morning Become Tight"

Sardar’s Leave application

Sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

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Newton law of Girl frnd :-

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