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Newton law of Girl frnd :-
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Newton law of Girl frnd :-
Newton law of Girl frnd :-
Newton law of Girl frnd :-
"Luv can niether b created nor b destroyed,
it can only changd from 1 girlfrnd to another,
with some loss of energy time & Money".
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May, 25 2010
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Top SEVEN funny SMS characters, by rank:
<[;-{) Pathan
#:@ Sardar
[]:-( Fraz
{:-< Zardari
;^O Shaikh
B~) Meera
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d;^> Pappu
Tu kia samjha k main TERA nam laine lagga hon,
nahe JAn|x abhi tou itna mashoor nai hua... =P ;->
Polio Team;
Polio Team; Darwaze Par Bachey Hain?
Pathan; Beta Pistal Aur Cartoos Lay Ao.
Polio Team Bhagte Huwey Pichey Say Awaz Aiee,
Tehro Ye Mere Bacho K Name Hain...!
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA Gud News
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
Gud News
4 U!
MEGHA- What Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
I''m Unmarried.
Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
Bad
News
4 U!
i was worried in dream
i was worried in dream
2nite
i saw
all the devils of the world have died,
can u give me only 1sms2 make me sure that
u r still alive .
''1 Qabristan mei
''1 Qabristan mein 1 Bh00t k0 dekh kar sabhi bhaag rahy thy
lekin mein nahi bhaga
pata hy ky0n?
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Ky0n ky mein ny tumhein pehchaan liya tha..!''
Dog1 : Main Is Area
Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun
Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha¡
Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !
Chup . . .
Aawaz Mat Karo . .
Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hei
Husband:I''ll admit
Husband:I''ll admit I''m wrong if u''ll admit I''m right!
Wife:I agree! u go first!
Husband: Ok
I''m wrong!
Wife
(with a twinkle in her eye):
you are right!
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Yeh
Lo
1 Rupee
Ka
Coin
Aur
Mujhe
Cute
Sa
$m$
Karo
Kanjusi
Ki
Bhi
Koi
Had
Hoti
Hai
Aur
KHABARDAR
Is
1 rupee
Ki
T0ffee
Khareedi
To...
Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes Like
Tired Of Many Greetings That Comes
Like
Good MOrning
Good After Noon
Good Evening
Good Night
& So On
Now Here''s My Simple Fresh Line
''''Can U Smile 4 Me Once. . . ?'''' :)
Mureedni:
Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.
mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay?
Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona shuru hogya hy,
Bohat Kiya intizar,
Bohat Kiya intizar,
Lekin Nahi Aayi Pooonn ....
,
,
Wah g Wah...
,
kiy kehna...
,
Lekin Jab Aayi Pooon,
Sub Ne Kaha...!
Ooon Hooon .... ;->
AaM khAnE sE sEhAt Achi HotI HaI FArAz . .
AaM khAnE sE sEhAt Achi HotI HaI FArAz . . .
Ye kEh k woH MerI RerHi sE 2 kiLo AaM Le
gAyA . . . . .;->
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