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Newton law of Girl frnd :-
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Newton law of Girl frnd :-
Newton law of Girl frnd :-
Newton law of Girl frnd :-
"Luv can niether b created nor b destroyed,
it can only changd from 1 girlfrnd to another,
with some loss of energy time & Money".
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May, 25 2010
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today if anyone prai
Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them
how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st....;->
KamEEnAy BeghAirAt
KamEEnAy
BeghAirAt
KutTAy
BehAyA
ZalIl
mAnhOOs
jAhIl
GadhAy
MaIn FuZool mAin yeh Sab tUmhAre bAraY mAin SoChtA rehTa Hoon..
MeRe yEh SochnE Se pEhlE hE SmS kArdiyA kArO =P *
Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Mai
Heer Ranjhey Se Pyar Main
''''Mera Gulla
Mera Munna
MEra Sona
Mera Gugloo''''
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Ranjha Heer Se: ''''Meri Mashooqa Ban, Maa Na Ban'''' ;-
hum india se buhat p
Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne Saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray
30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZARDARI ;->
teacher
Teacher: Urdu mein translate karo,
"Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful"
Student:
"jani !!! Bacchi to dekh ...
Tabahi hy tabahi....
Gaalib ne apni mashooka
Gaalib ne apni mashooka ko date par bulaya, Wo late aayi to ye sher sunaya ''Falak pe sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai, Dusri ka time ho gaya aur tu ab aa rahi hai''
Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man
During Survey
Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne Apko Kya Dia?
Man:
Haha
hahaHa
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahah
Hahahaha
hahaha
Haha
Ha
Moral bY
Yusaf Raza Gilani: Dekha Awam Hum Se Kitni Kush Hai..
Tu Khud Ko Beshak
Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar "Jan|X" , , ,
MA¡N Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi "Bachi"
Ka Number Send Nahi Karun Ga... =P ;->
Teacher Asked A Student
Teacher Asked A Student : What''s Ur Cast . . . ? ? ?
Student : Jii, Pehle Butt
Phr Rajput
Phr Darzi
Aur
Baaqi Mummy Ki Marzi . . . ;->
gold k thay na chori ho ge
GOLDEN WoRDS
1)
2)
3)
4)
5)
6)
Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
(",)
<))>
_/?
Arz kiya hai :
Arz kiya hai :- jale ko Aag kehte hain Bujhe ko khaak kehte hain
wah wah
Aap mein jis cheez ki kami hai us hi ko to"DIMAGH"kehte hain.
In class room
In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.
Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?
Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
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