Newton law of Girl frnd :-

Newton law of Girl frnd :-
Newton law of Girl frnd :-

"Luv can niether b created nor b destroyed,

it can only changd from 1 girlfrnd to another,

with some loss of energy time & Money".
  

May, 25 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2377 views       Funny

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''Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge

Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?

Is dnya me kitno k NIKAH ho gye

Kya nseb mai apne
srf NIKAH k CHWARAY rhenge?''
''TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
JAB TERE GALOON PAR SE HAATH GHUMAYA,
TO AADHA KILO FAIR AND LOVELY MILA.''
Kya kal tm farigh ho?









Agr farigh ho to nahalena? Gande insan!
Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega...
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Balkay
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Ye Socho K...

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!
Kaali ghata chayi hai,
aaj fir biwi se maar khayi hai.
Kehti hai sudhar jao.
Par meri galti nahi,
bajuwali aaj mini skirt mai aayi hai.. ;-)


Ek Muddat Se Meri Maa Nahi Soyi
JAn|x...


Main ne ek baar kaha tha,
Mujhe Raat Ko Bachiyan Phone Karti Hain... =P ;->
Get Married....
n0t f0r urself,

but


f0r de future of ur children, dey are getting late for sch0ol nd fees are increasing day by day ;-


pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"



bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->
Consequences in
Aerica...






A girl rushed over to her
husband..


Darling`''my childern and your children are beating
our children...!!!
Love Is An Illusion..

Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People...



People Wid Strong Hearts Belive In



Flirting...!! ;-)
I know its your birthday today..
I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel..
so I shall talk to you in person there,
because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS
''Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"