Newton law of Girl frnd :-

Newton law of Girl frnd :-
Newton law of Girl frnd :-

"Luv can niether b created nor b destroyed,

it can only changd from 1 girlfrnd to another,

with some loss of energy time & Money".
  

May, 25 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2426 views       Funny

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WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?

HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...

WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.
meri ankhon mein basa hai tu,
meri dharkano mein racha hai tu,




huuuunnnnnn

In sab batoon pe kar raha hai yaqeen,
ab khud soch kitna bada ghadha hai tu
''THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA
FROM THE GALI OF MAHBOOBA
WITH LOTS OF ZOOR O SHOR

THE MAHBOOBA JANKI FROM THE DOOR
AND SPEAKI,"MAR GAYA HARAMKHOR"
Think well,

Plan well,

Do well,

Sleep well,

Play well,

Laugh well,

And also throw ur mobile in well

bcuz u r not messaging me well . . . ;->
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,

Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,

Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko,

Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->
We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank
Dont buy Land Cruisers.

They hav levers Dat can kill u atleast in Pakistan.

Dis Public Service msg is sponsord by Pakistan Camel & Donkey Cart Association ;->
Which is the longest toilet in the world?

Guess


Pakistan railway track


u can use it from karachi to khaber

Proud to be a Pakistani.
Admi bakriyan chara raha tha

Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?


Admi:
Inhen school chorne ja rha hon


Pthan:
Mjy pagal smja ha?







Aj to itwar ha..
Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?


Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc


Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
Boys....
1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he takes newpaper from newpaper boy nd brings it to me.
2nd girl- I know.
1st girl- how?
2nd girl- my dog told me!!

Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..


beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;->