Newton law of Girl frnd :-

Newton law of Girl frnd :-

"Luv can niether b created nor b destroyed,

it can only changd from 1 girlfrnd to another,

with some loss of energy time & Money".

May, 25 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 2003 views Funny

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Commerce professor

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

Teacher asks girl,

Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)

KASHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga

KASHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga Hum Use Jeete Ji Aazad.?

Nahi

Hone Denge

Q
k

Agar Kashmeer Aazad Ho Gya To

5Feb Ki Chuti To Gayi Na Hath Se.. ;->

In a party a lady wanted

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

wht did the kangaroo

wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY

Dozkah mein
Drogha k khoff se sary gunhagar imandari
se apne apne gunah paper pe likh
k hall se ja rahy thay k aachanak 1 aawaz i:

" EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY " ;->

Sayanein kehndey nein

Sayanein kehndey nein," pehley Tolo tey fer bolo".

Menu hun tussi dasso banda har wailey trakdeee ley k tey naeen na phir sakda.

''1 Girl: Mujhe to Aisa Larka chahiye jo,

''1 Girl: Mujhe to Aisa Larka chahiye jo,
Smart
Khubsurat
Descent
Shareef
Stylish
Naik
Ho

2nd Girl: Dafa ho Kameeni

""SADAQ""
Sirf Mera Hai.

I Feel That Tears

I Feel That Tears Are The Best Frmds . . . They Come To Accompany U When U r Really Happy
N
They r There When U Really Sad, NoOne Wid U . . . They r Always Wid Us

happy yaum e yakjehti

Tu Ne Ujri Hui Jannat Ko Na Dekha Ho To.

Aaj Mere Ujray Huye, Bikhray Huye KASHMIR Ko Dekh....

(Dedicate to Self Determination in Kashmir on 5 February)

Happy Yaum-e-Yak''Jehti

Aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini"

Aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini"
Dekh K Adnan Sami Ne Faisla Kia Ha
K Wo B Ek Film Banaye Gay Aur
Us Film Ka Naam Hoga

"WAZNI"...=P;->

what is love?

What is love?

jab teri girlfriend GAS chhode

aur tujhe wo bhi Gulab ki khushbu

jaisi lage to samaj lena

Tujhe sachha pyar ho gaya...

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Newton law of Girl frnd :-

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