Wuzu!!!!!!

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,

Warna.

Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)

Jul, 04 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 2591 views Funny

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Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)

Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)

"Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main
Apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:"Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy

Magar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai . :D ;->

Three ways to catch a tiger :

Three ways to catch a tiger :

1. NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .

2. EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .

3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->

Goverment nay laga

Goverment nay laga diya SmokinG pay bann..

Toyae Zoyae Aain Gain../ :-D

Sweet like honey, Costly like money,

Sweet like honey,
Costly like money,
Blessing like shower,
Smiling like flower,
Cool like ice,
a friend so nice,
guess WHO,

"ofcourse Me"
" Not U"

one woman to another

one woman to another: Apki sab say bari taqat kaya hay.?
she replied: Mera Husband..!
1st asked: Aur sab say bari kamzori.?
she replied: Tumhara Husband..

Aap ko 1 word send kia hai..

Aap ko 1 word send kia hai..

Jise aap aage se Parho ya pichhe se,

aap ko mera hi naam dikhai dega..

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"ABBA"

ufone pesh krta h

"U-fone" Pesh Krta Hy
12 Aaney Package
Apne Un "Jazz"
Safeen k Liye Jinho''n
Ny 1st October 2008 Sy
Apni "Telenor" Sim
Istimal Nahi Ki,
Foran "Warid" Ka 100 Rs
Wala Recharge Kro
Aur Sab Keh Do ...

Mazeed Tafsilat K
Liye Apne
"Ptcl" Sy Dial Kare''n
0900 78601

Telefun Telefun ;->

''roz logon se tare

''roz logon se tare pange honge, roz tareghar main dange hon ge.agar mujhe sms nahin kia to yaad rakhna. tumhare 12 bache honge or sare lafange honge......''

GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA??

GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA??

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3 Rupay may un limited sms ... =P

name: basheeran maasi

NAME:
Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:
Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:
Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:
16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs
HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:
BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:
ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..
MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->

whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3

whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo cAn wAlk on tHe wAlls?

chipkA-l33

A Wedding

A Wedding

Is Just Like

A Funeral

Except That

You Get To

Smell Your

Own Flowers ...

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Wuzu!!!!!!

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