Laziness is our biggest

Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?

May, 20 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 2361 views Funny

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ferrari ki sawari

Boy : Wts ur name?
Girl : Q btaon main tmhe nhi janti
Boy : Na btao main kon sa tumhe apni ferrari me btha rha hun
Girl : Shazia B.Com part-1, wo samne wali gali me teesre makan me rhti hun mjhay red color pasand he khanay me biryani pasand he....

Judge - Sach Sach

Judge - Sach Sach
BtaoTum Ne Apni Biwi
Per Kis Waja Se Haath
Uthaya Tha

Mulzim - 3 Baato''n Ki
Waja Se
1. Us ki Kamar Meri
Taraf Thi
2. Us k Haath Me Belan
Nhi Tha
3. Aur Sab Se Bari
Waja, Mere Bhaagne k
Liye Darwaza Khula
Tha ... ;->

Khaufnaak Andheri

Khaufnaak Andheri raat ke sannatay mey aik Bhoot dosray ko samjha raha tha:
Bhai,ghabra mat ye sab teray dimag ka waham hai, PATHAN-WATHAN khuch nahi hotay

yun raton ko na jago

yun raton ko na jago
so liya karo
yun dil main aansu na roko
ro liya karo
baal to bohat achay bana letay ho
kabhi moon bhi dho liya karo... ;->

A 60 years old bachelor

A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after 1 month he got a letter "mian sahib" is umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTA aata hay.

Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy

Khyal Ko Kisi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hy

Nigaho’n Ko Kisi Surat Ki Talash Rehti Hai

Tere Bina Koi Kami Tou Nahi

Bas Gali Wali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hy . . . ;-

ek pathan jab hum

Ek Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakt Par Char Jata Tha

Dosra Pathan:
Wo Kaisy?

Pathan:
Us Waqat Ye Darakt B Chota Hota Tha. . . ;->

Din Main 5 SmS,

Din Main 5 SmS,

Raat Main 10 SmS,

Haftay Main 200 SmS,

Month Main 1000 SmS,

Mujhay Bhej Kar
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil Karain..
"SHUKRIYA" ;->

Do You know, Who I am?

A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !......
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to?!!!!!!
... Junior: no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior(in the same tone): & do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God.(and disconnected the phone).. ;) :P

Two lovers plan

Two lovers plan 2 commit Suicide.Boy jumped 1st.Gurl closed her eyez n return baq saying love is blind.
Da boy in air opens his Parashute saying Love never dies

ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..

ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..

ek din woh teen celebrities se milti hai..
aamir khan..
shah rukh khan..
salman khan..

teeno ke autograph woh ek ek daane par le leti..

call it.. khan A.. khan B.. khan C

par ghar jaa kar jab woh dekhti hai..
to sirf ek AutogrAph hotA hAi sabhi par..

kyun??

kyunki..

daAne daAne pAr likhA hAi.. khAn A waAle kA nAam.. !

Mom:Beta Q ro rhe ho?

Mom:Beta Q ro rhe ho?

Beta:Teacher ne mara hy

Mom:Q Mara?

Beta:Maine unhe MURGI kaha tha

Mom:Q kaha?

Beta: unho ne mujhe test me ANDA jo dya tha..;->

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