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Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He''s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
  

May, 20 2010     153 chars (1 sms)     1936 views       Funny

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NAME:
Basheeran Maasi

PASSI0N:
Jhaaro Pocha

SPECIALIST:
Gattar or Pipe line kholna

Date of Birth:
16/03/75

WEIGHT:164 Kgs
HEIGHT:3''5"

COLOR:Dark Chocolate blck

BIRTH PLACE:
BhAiNs C0L0ny

DREAM:
ShAdi kArooNgi to Sirf sMs phArnE wALE sE... =P

Oy huy..
MuskurAhAt tu dEkho MErE dosT keE... ;->
I am missing U.



I am missing U.



I am missing U.









Don''t believe!



See I am on journey and u r not with me, it means u r missing.

mahmood o ayaz na akati pari namaz

aur to jootay utha ka bhag aaya faraz
One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . .

Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SAD

After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r HAPPY . . . ;->
Plz Ignore Mat Kerna. 0321-6307893


Ye No:100 Khobsurt Or Cute Girls Ko Send Kero

Inshallah Apko 10 Din K Andar 1 Achi

Or

Khobsurt Bhabhi Milay Gi Pakka.
Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega
ROTI V/S SMS


2000

1 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 2 Rs

2003

1 sms 5 Rs
1 roti 2.5 Rs

2005

1 sms 2 Rs
1 roti 3 Rs

2008

1 sms 0.23 paisa
1 roti 5 Rs

2009

700 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 7 Rs
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2015

No roti
Only sms
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Kabhi Toh Thode

Dimag Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!!!
Ye ladki bhi ek ajeeb paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi ye meri saheli hai,
paise kharcho to kahti hai darling i love you,
nahi to sorry brother who are you.


A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them