Two men r talking.

Two men r talking.
Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
  

May, 20 2010     195 chars (2 sms)     2480 views       Funny

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Dad: if u Pass in the exam i will Present u 1 Cycle.
Son: if i fail?
Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle.
Son: why?
Dad: To Open Cycle Shop...!

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Teacher: "Sam, You
Talk A Lot !"

Sam: "Its A Family
Tradition "

Teacher: "What Do
You Mean ?"

Sam: "Sir, My Grandpa
Was A Street Hawker,
My Father Is A
Professor"

Teacher: "What About
Your Mother?"

Sam: "She Is A
Woman..." ;->


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Na Birth Day

Na New Year Mubarak

Sirf Or Sirf

Bush Ko Jota Mubarak


Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)
''1 Sardar Electrical Engineer ki post ke liye INTERVIEW dene gaya?
interviewer ne poucha Electric Motor kese chalti he

Sardar BOLA

Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.''


Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?



Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,



Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA... =P ;->
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Zara Sa Sent Items Me Ja Tu...

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Me Bhejun SMS Tujh

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800 Kamro ka mahal ho

aur motiyon se saja darbar.

Income ho arbo me aur

200 mercedes car.

Sab sapne me hi mil sakta hai,

Isliye jagna hai bekar,

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Contact Me Immediately








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