Every Man needs a

Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

May, 20 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 3482 views Funny

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a mothers love for

A Mother''s Love For Her Children

Like Nothing Else In The World

It Knows No Law, No Pity

It Dares All Things & Crushes Down Remorselessly

All That Stands In ts Path . . .

Why Did Lady Throw

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?

Bcoz..

Baba Ramdev Said

"Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"

zardari k baap ka pa

Zardari k Baap ka pata chal Gaya hai..
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hA hA hA....
April FoOoOoL :-)
Abhi nahin pata chala..!!

_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_

_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_

A n y b o d y
C a n
Q u i t
S m o k i n g

B u t

I t
T a k e s
A
R e a l
M a n
T o
F i g h t
L u n g
C a n c e r ...

''Marriage is like a public toilet

''Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Meri Prem Kahani ka ajeeb ending

Meri Prem Kahani ka ajeeb ending tha...Izhare_muhabat by SMS kia thaa..Us ki shadi ho gai and Sms abhi tak pending tha...

Benazir Aye Gi...!

Benazir Aye Gi...!

Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!

Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!

Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!

Phir Gareeb Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!

Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->

You Can Control

You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife,
U Can Control Ur Emotion But Not Ur

"`Loose Motion`"

MOTOROLA K Add Mai

MOTOROLA K Add Mai ADNAN SAMI K Liye Kya Message Hai..?

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HELLO MOTO... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

Memon Apne Bache

Memon Apne Bache
Ko mar Rha Tha
Us k Dost Ne Pocha-Q
Mar Rahe ho
Memon Ye Toilet Jana
Chahta H
Dost-Tou Kia Hua, Jne
Do
Memon-Nhi, Isy Phr
Bhool :age Gi ;->

1st day ur friendship was like a drop

1st day ur friendship was like a drop

2nd day its like River

3rd day its like Sea

4th day its like an Ocean

NowIts like sunami

HELP!

HELP!

HELP!

patna kahan par hai?

Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:

Patna kahan par hai?

Larki-India mein

Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!

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