Every Man needs a

Every Man needs a
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
  

May, 20 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     2681 views       Funny

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Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202..
Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe pita

Maine tujhse pyar kiya,
tere baap ne mujhe pita


Sin thita by cos thita is equal to tan thita

wah! wah! wah! wah
Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?


Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''
Memon K Ghar Guest Aye


Bivi Ne Kaha.


Jao Mehmano K Liye Kuch Le Kar Aao


Memon Bahar Gaya Aur TAXI Le Aya! ;->
Arz Kia Hai



Soch Samajh K Na Ki Jis Ne Shaadi
Us Ne Jeevan Bigar Liya



Aur


Samajh K Ki Jisne Shaadi
Us Ne Bhi Kia Ukhaar Lia .... ;->
Pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower
&
Red Light Glowing On The Top , Seeing This
He Said : We Are Developing So Fast
We Have Trafic Signals For Aeroplanes In The Air Also ;->
1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai.
Car ka No. 2989 hai,
jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka
un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?
Its challenge 4 u.
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Answer: Nawassi [2 9 89 [Nawasi]]


Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
?
?
?
?
?
man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]


I''m Willing
To
Admit That ... !!!


I

M a Y

N o T

A l W a Y s

B e

R i G h T ,



B u T ...



I

A m

N e V e R

W r O n G ... ;->
Laws of sex: The more
beautiful the woman is who loves,the easier it is to leave her with no hadr feelings,
Ek larki ka dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?




Jb wo kisi kaam wali ko apna
lawn ka print pehne hue dekhti ha
Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR