Every Man needs a

Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

May, 20 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 3165 views Funny

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A 60 years old bachelor

A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after 1 month he got a letter "mian sahib" is umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTA aata hay.

Aaj mene 1jaan bachai. Vo aise bachai

Aaj mene 1jaan bachai.
Vo aise bachai
Fakir ko pucha.. 1000 ka note dun to kya karega?
wo Bola..
khushi se mar jaunga.
Mene kaha..
ja
nahi deta...!

Teacher to student:

Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"

Boy- Dear!

Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.
What u c?Tell me...!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni di e!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya?
kad cheti..
Vadi aai true love di... =P ;->

''Usnay Mehsoos Bhi Na hony Diya,

''Usnay Mehsoos Bhi Na hony Diya,
Yuoon Kahani ka Rukh Moor Diya,
Milny Julny main ki Kami Pehly,
Phir Rafta Rafta Hameen Choor Diya..,''

Doc: tum

Doc: tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: ji ap ne bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)

Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???

Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???

Student: Eat SPINACH & U''ll Grow Up Big & Strong Like POPYE

But

U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFriend Like OLIVE . . . ;->. . ;->

Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :

Heights Heights of super Bindaasness :

Finishing the Exam paper and coming out of the examination hall and then asking a friend --
“ Kaunsa subject tha yaar ?? !!!

Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH.

You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?

Shair Arz Kia Hai

EK Main Aur EK Tu.

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Baqi Sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)

Wife: If I Removed

Wife: If I Removed Da Cook & Make Da Food
Myself 4 A Month,What Will U Pay Me?

Husband: I Don''t Hav 2 Pay U, U''ll Get My
Entire Insurance Amount.;-)

Pathan Namaz Parh

Pathan Namaz Parh
Rha The
Dost Us k Barey Me
Kisi Ko Bata Rha Tha k
Ye Barey Namazi, Rarhaizgar
Aur Muttaqi Hyn

Pathan Namaz Tor Kr
Bola Me HAJI n Hoon ... ;->

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