Every Man needs a

Every Man needs a
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
  

May, 20 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     2740 views       Funny

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Chahti hoon apko piyaar doon,

dosti pe apni zindagi war doon,

par jab apka SMS nhi milta hy to,

Dil karta hai apka SIR phar doon.
Bhagwan Duniya par BEER peene aya. 12 bottles pine ke baad Sardar ne Pocha " aap ko Charhti Kyu Nahi?
Bahgwaan: Main Baghwaan hon.
Sardar: Charh Gai hai salay Ko.
Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?

A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.


Aao Ehad Kare''n k
3 Cheezei''n Haath Se
Kbhi Nhi Jane De''n Ge

Sharafat



Sadaqat


Aur















Un Ki Girlfriends ... ;->


Hello Janu!

Plz Mera Ye sms Apny Ammi Abbu k Samnay Oonchi Awaz Main Parhna

Ok?

Ready

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.
.

Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya. :-)
Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->
Love Happens Automatically.
.
.
.
Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting.....

Pta Ha
Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem
Kya Ha?

Hr MAA k0
ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD''Loking larKa

uFf




Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->


Pres.Zardari Has Ordered That

All Future Press Conferencs Will B Held Inside The Masjid In Presidency,

Since
Shoes Cannot Be Worn Or Carried Inside Masjid!

YAAD AAPKI NA AYE, AISA HUM HONE NA DENGE..

DOST AAP JAISA, HUM KHONE NA DENGE..

SHARFAT SE BHEJHTE REHENA HUMEIN SMS

VARNA HUM AAPKO CHAINE SE SONE NA DENGE ;->
One Day I Saw Zardari At My Home. . . .

I Asked My Father

"Dad Kutta Ghar Mein Rakhne

Se Rehmat K Frishtay Dakhil Nai Hotay"=P;->
Katil Lagta Hai Aadmi
Jab Uske Haath Main TALWAAR Hoti Hai

Us Se Bhi Katil Lagti Hai AURUT
Jab Uske Badan Pe Na KURTA Na SALWAAR Hoti Hai