Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software
engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???