Every Man needs a

Every Man needs a
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
  

May, 20 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     3624 views       Funny

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Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?


A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,

Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain
Galileo used 2 study in small lamp;

Graham Bel used 2 study in candle;

Shakspeare used 2 study in street light

Muze ye samaj me nahi aata;

"SAALE DIN ME MAKHI MARTE THE KYA?
Teacher: ''Now Class,
Whatever I Ask, I Want
You All To Answer,
At Once...''
"how Much Is Two
Hundred Plus Two
Hundred ?"

Class: "At Once ..." ;-
Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?

Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..
''Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi

Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...''
''Yeh Jo
Hath Me
4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na



Yeh Sirf Msg
Receive Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai





Iss Se Msg
Send Bhi Hote Hai,



Try krke dekho
Its possible''


GOLDEN WORDS.....!







Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega
Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?

Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!


Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->

1 Murgha-Murghi Ki
Love Story

Murgha: I Love You

Murghi: Tum Mere Liye
Kia Ker Sakte Ho ?

Murgha: Kuch Bhi !!

Murghi: Chalo Phir 1
Anda De k Dikhao ... ;->
Pakistan Dunya Ka Sab Se Khatam Tareen Mulk Hai.
1)Aata Khatam.
2)Bijli Khatam.
3)Cheeni Khatam.
4)Waade Khatam.
5)Ittehad Khatam.
6)Bachiyan 1 Dm Khatam.
7)Banday Mr Mr K Khatam Ya Phr Maar Maar K Khatam.
Aur Sab Se Bari Baat....
Ab To FARAZ Bhi Khatam . . . ;->



Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali





Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali






O Mardood Zardari






Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari
Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”

Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.

Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“