Every Man needs a

Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

May, 20 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 3083 views Funny

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Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.

Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.
they took it out to different countries for test.
In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves
In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves
Spain in 30mins it caught 100
thieves
Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.

Pakistan,
in 15 mins

the machine was stolen.

Q: “PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?

Q:
“PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?

Ans:

PIZZA HUTNA MAT . . . ;->

Men are like small

Men are like small children. You bring a new one home and the ones already there resent it.

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya.

Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya.
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Phir Uthai Bread Lagaya Jam Or fatafat Kha lia. :-)

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

paheli of the day

PAHELI Of THE DAY.

Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.

1 man shadi se pehle superman,

1 man shadi se pehle superman,
shadi ke baad gentleman,
10 saal baad watchman,
20 saal baad apne hi jaal me fasa spiderman.

ehsan quereshi style

Ehsan Quereshi Style
Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...

Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...

jaise smokin smokin nikle re dhuan!

Ek Aadmi Apni B.v

Ek Aadmi Apni B.v Ka Janaza Le Ker Jaa Rha Tha

Janaze K Aage Ek Kutta Aur Peeche Aadmio''n Ki Lambi Line Thi

Ek Aadmi Aaker Poochta Hai : "hai Ye Sab Kaise Hua"

Shohar Bolta Hy :Kuttay K Kaatne Ki Wja Se Mar Gayi . . .!

Tou Doosra Aadmin Bolta Hai : Ek Din K Liye Ye Kutta Aap Mjhe De Sakta Hain ? ?

Aadmi Bolta Hai : Line Main Lag Jao . . . Sab Usi Kuttay K Liye Aaye Hain . . . ;->

''Whenever i want youe

''Whenever i want youe presence, I read ur sms
Whenever I want to see you, I close my eyes
Whenever I want to hear your voice,
I throw stone on dog!!''

"Andar ana mana ha"

"Andar ana mana ha"

Muhabat muskrati hui i

Dil k darwazey par kadam rkha
Or
kehne lagi
"Maf krna!:-)
Mai Andhi huN:-)''

Ur words r Antibiotics,

Ur words r Antibiotics, ur smile is Analgesic, ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory, ur presence is Antiseptic & ur SMS is Anti-Pyretic that''s why I never fall ill

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