Every Man needs a

Every Man needs a
Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.
  

May, 20 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     3394 views       Funny

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Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do... ;->
''mein nay tum say muhabbat kari aur tum nay kiye mujh pay itnay sitam,
motor khol dou pani khatam''
1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha

B.V boli: Khan saheb kia hoa?

Pathan: Tabiyat kharab hai
Doctor ne double
roti khaney ko
bola hai. . . . ;->
Zindagi Mein Agar Kuch Kerna Hai

To Aisa Ker Jao,K Jahan Bhi

Tum Jao,Jis Gali Se Bhi Guzro,

Her Ghar Se Aik Hi Awaz Aay

"O Pai! Koora Edhron

V Chuk Ley"

Hahahaha
Misbah:

Hm Sachin Ko Ksi Hal Me 100th Century Nai Bnany Daingy



Gull: Mgar Hm Usy Rokenge Kese,Wo To Fit Or Form Me Hy



Misbah: Hm 90 Pe All Out Ho Jayenge :-)

>> "Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the
>> violin after the operation?"
>> "yes of course...."
>> "Great ! i never could before"
Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy?
pathan: Milk badam, kheer,pakora, tandori chicken wid naan & niswar

Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz ty aaye ho apny peo dy viaah ty nhe
Identification of Student
1.Books in bag,Faisalabad
2.Books in hands,Sialkot
3.Rolled books in jeans,Lahore
4.Without books but mobile in hands,Karachi
We Rock
Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya
Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k7 dekha
Wo bhag k office waps agya or

bola: BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA JATA.
All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth
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aNd All cOmedies by A MARRIAGE.
Philosophy of life..

At the beginning of relationship, every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow
alphbets get reversed..
Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai
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Ap to aise parh Rahe hen jese ye itaLa ap k Liye ho... .:-