Every Man needs a

Every Man needs a Beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

May, 20 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 3759 views Funny

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Aur DoN.. 03343004071

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DoN..
03343004071

Lub Pe Aati Hai

Lub Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K Tamana Meri
Zindagi Bomb Se Ho Mehfuz Khudaya Meri
Na Koi Bomb Dhamakay Se Ura De Mjh Ko
Muft Me Jame Shahadat Na Pila De Mjh Ko
Mere Allah Lrai Se Bachana Mujh Ko
Or Sikha De Koi Banduq Chalana Mjh Ko
Nam E Islam Ki Hurmat Ko Bacha Le Ya Rab
Waqt K Sare Kamino Ko Utha Le Ya Rab.

aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai

aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai

father watching fashiontv

Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.

Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!

Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->

10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha F

Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"

BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."

"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->

Question: why did GOD

Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.

"MilNay Ka Wada Un K Mun Sy Nikal to Gya...

"MilNay Ka Wada Un K Mun Sy Nikal to Gya...
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Poocha Jaga To Hans K Kaha Kwaab me Aajana..
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(',')dekha kitni
<))\funter
_l?bachi hy yaar..

Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest

Boy: I''ll Climb The Taleest Mount, Swim The Deepest Ocean
Walk On Hot Coal Barefoot Just 4 U ...

Girl: So Sweet Can U Come To Meet Me ??

Boy: Not Now, Abhi Ammi Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Jane Dengi ...

Boy:Aisa krte hain e

Boy:Aisa krte hain experiment ke tor pr shadi krte hn agr hmne mahsus kia k hm se ghalti hogai ha to hm hansi khushi alg hojain ge

Grl:Or ghälti ko pale gä kon?

yaar aaya hai chai to bana do

Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.

Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.

Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)

aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay

aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay

atay thay

jaisay kisi nay tumari khoprii pai

pestol rahki hoi hai

or tumsay sms karwa raha hai
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mager ab lagta hai jaisay goli maar di hai

kis kadar khub hai d

Kis kadar Khub hai dilagi aapki,
aaj bhi dil basi hay Mohabat aap ki,
jab bi fursat ke lamhe Mile hame dil ne mahsoos ki hay kami aap ki

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