It''s The Thing That

It''s The Thing That
It''s The Thing That
Satisfies Ur Mind, Body & Soul ....... !
Do It On Bed, On A Sofa
In The Bathroom Or
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It''s PRAYER

God BLess Ur Naughty Mind..... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     216 chars (2 sms)     1922 views       Funny

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Sikh: Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy
Ma Kehta hon, garm pani ly aao, wo le aati hy,

Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sikh: Garam pani ma hi Bartan Achay Dhultay hain:-)
Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay Se Hatana Neki Hai . . .




Awo Sub Mil Kar
ZARDARI Ko Rastay Se Hata Dain . .=P;->
hEIGHT of tEcHNoLoGY


No mOther in mOther bOArd


nO key |N key bOArd
Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?



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Give up?


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Wel its,



Zebra-Coz its still in black and white


Dentist Ki Beti-

Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?

Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua

Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya
Baba Black Sheep Do U Have Any Wool . . . ?


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Abay Gadhe Black Sheep Sepoocha Tha
Tujh Se Nahi . . .
Jab Sanam Teri Yaden Ati Hain
Kya Kahn Hamen POTIYAN Lag Jati Hain
Hamari Yado K Lamhe To Tmhain Satate Honge
POTIYAN Na Sahi PADD To Tumhe B Atey Honge ;->
Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”
Hello,
Plz.

Dhyan Den

Agr Ap Is Dhyan Denewale

Msg ko Dhyan se Padhenge

To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
Aaegi k Is Msg Main

Dhyan Denewali koi Bat He Nahi haì... ;->
BREAKING NEWS

Hakumat ne Ailaan kiya hai 2009-2010 mein new shadi shuda jorey BIJLI peda karenge.

Bache nahi

Q k

Mulk me Bijli ki kami hai


Bachon ki NAHI.

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ArAy PeN kh0 gAyA WArnA kAsAM sE GhAzAL t0 GAzAb ki thi ChALo NeXT TiME...


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