Aik Dost Toilet Ma

Aik Dost Toilet Ma
Aik Dost Toilet Ma Dosra Bahir Sa Awaz Da Raha Ha Ka Jaldi Ker

Ander Sa Awaz Ati Ha

(Tatti Abi Baqi Ha Meray Dost) :-)
  

May, 18 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     3609 views       Funny

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Ab Apko Bura lagay to Sorry
Mene neeche Saaf Saaf likh dia hai..
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"SAAF SAAF"
Sardarni writes massege 2 sardar
''''ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Massege karke batao.''''
Sardar writes 2 her -
''''Nahi bata sakta,balance kam hai'''' ;->
Scotland yard ki team dobara pakistan aayi hai

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Ye pata karney k liye..

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Arbab Ghulam Rahim k muun pe jo chapal mari gayi uska no. kia hai?
can u read fast in english !

MY
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They my
They they my
A my they na my.

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Khulay nahi hain maaf karo:.
Land lord:Ok,I give you 3 more days to pay rent.
Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,
Holi
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Christmas
Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
Assi Jinnan da rah har ghari tak dey reh, O aaye tey ghari ghari, "Ghari" tak dey reh
The most rommantic country of the world..?



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When Pocket Becomes Empty

Girls Become 420 …



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Height of Orkuting...!


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Ssends his termination through Scrap..!
Lite can replace Sun
Parents can replace God
Daughter can replace Son
Bt nthing in d World can replace U
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No guarnti
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