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Aik Dost Toilet Ma
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Aik Dost Toilet Ma
Aik Dost Toilet Ma
Aik Dost Toilet Ma Dosra Bahir Sa Awaz Da Raha Ha Ka Jaldi Ker
Ander Sa Awaz Ati Ha
(Tatti Abi Baqi Ha Meray Dost) :-)
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Shrabi eye donate karne gaya,
Shrabi eye donate karne gaya,
Counter clerk bola: kuch kehna chahte ho?
Shrabi : eyes jise lagao use bata dena “ye do peg ke baad khulti hain...
wh8s d difference b
Wh8''s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?
Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public ;)
Sardarji to others:
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia
Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia:
ME AP K HAN A RHI HU
Maa ne kaha:
USE APNE KIYE KI SZA MILNI CHAHYE
Tm wahin thehro me tumare han a rahi hon
A Diet Coke
Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet
.
.
.
Order Double Cheese Burgers
Larg Fries
And
A Diet Coke ... ;)
Shortest Fairy
Shortest Fairy Tale In Da World.... ONce upun a time , A Guy Asked a Girl ," Will U Marry me "
She Said " No " & The Guy Lived Happilty Ever After :)
this day when the
"This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my
most beautiful day. Luv and Long live."
teacher, s
teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya
pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.
Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.
Boys have fun by teasing
Boys have fun
by teasing
girls,Then girls cry
for few
minutes
Girls have fun
by loving
boys
Then boys cry
4 life time!
Funny but it is fact...
Teacher: "U R Late Today.
Teacher: "U R Late Today.
School 7 Bajay Lag Jata Hai,
Aur Tum Ab Arahe Ho ?"
Student: Sir Aap Meri Fikar Na
Kiya Karein,
School Shuru Karwa Diya Karein.
memon 0r sunao thand
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?
Mehman:thanda or garam dono!
Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->
Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...
Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...
Men leave leave perhta raha...
Woh KISS KISS likhti rahi...
Me kaash kaash kaash perhta raha...
Woh SHAADI kar ke chali gai...
Me LANGUAGE course karta raha...
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