Aik Dost Toilet Ma

Aik Dost Toilet Ma
Aik Dost Toilet Ma Dosra Bahir Sa Awaz Da Raha Ha Ka Jaldi Ker

Ander Sa Awaz Ati Ha

(Tatti Abi Baqi Ha Meray Dost) :-)
  

May, 18 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     3904 views       Funny

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