Aik Dost Toilet Ma

Aik Dost Toilet Ma Dosra Bahir Sa Awaz Da Raha Ha Ka Jaldi Ker

Ander Sa Awaz Ati Ha

(Tatti Abi Baqi Ha Meray Dost) :-)

May, 18 2010 125 chars (1 sms) 4022 views Funny

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