Aik Dost Toilet Ma

Aik Dost Toilet Ma
Aik Dost Toilet Ma Dosra Bahir Sa Awaz Da Raha Ha Ka Jaldi Ker

Ander Sa Awaz Ati Ha

(Tatti Abi Baqi Ha Meray Dost) :-)
  

May, 18 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     3681 views       Funny

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Life Main Kabhi Comptomise Kerna Parey Tou. . .
Don''t Hesitate . . .
B''coz
Jhukta Wo Hi Hai Jis Main Jaan Hoti Hai
Aur Akar Hi Tou Murday Ki Pehchaan Hoti Hai . . . ;->
Din ko chain nai
raat ko aaram nai
G na lage kahi.
Kya yahi pyaar hah??









Yeh to garmi ki
shuruwat hai
nahana suru karo.
Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se
…Dost…

Kisi parinday ne moo pe potti kr di to saari hasrat nikal jaye gi…!
Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai cake
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memon Na ban!!!
SMS bhej :-
Piece Of Philosophy From A Passionate Smoker ... !!!

I Always Think Of

Leaving CIGARETTE ...

But ... !!!

For Thinking

I Need A

CIGARETTE .. ;->
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
Copy to clipboard''
Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

Boy: Pakistani.

Teacher: Woh Kese?

Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni

Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)
Batain wo konsi Vegetable hay
Jis me Taala Or Chabi dono ata hain.?
It's A Challenge

Answer :

Lock Key
I Told My Dad That I want An Apple or Blackberry ...

He Replied:

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Mango Ka Season Hai Beta Aam Khao!
Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne Poocha : Tum Roz Mobile Ki Nayi Battery Kion
Khareed K Laate Ho . . . ? ? ?

Pathan: Kocha Roz Msg Aata Hai


Battery Low

Battery Low . . . ;->

GIRLS'' TOP 10 LIES

1.I miss u
2.I m single
3.Main pehli dafa kisi larke se baat kr rhi hon
4.Main cozin se baat kr rhi thi
5.Mjhy TUM kehna acha nhi lagta
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti
7.Main duusri larkio''n jesi nhi
8.Mjhy kuch nahi pata
9.Sab larke ek jese hotey hyn
10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle aur aakhri larke ho, main nahi reh pao''n gi tmhare bina.
Send to girls
So they can laugh
Coz
They knw its true ... =P =D
Failure is not only

when ur girl friend leavz u.

But Its when

u dont try for her friend.