someone says whisky hotihai risky,

someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers

May, 18 2010 151 chars (1 sms) 2282 views Funny

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