someone says whisky hotihai risky,

someone says whisky hotihai risky,
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
  

May, 18 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     2469 views       Funny

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