someone says whisky hotihai risky,

someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers

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Daddy
Can I''ve Another Glass
Of Water, Plz?
Ask Jhony

But Tht''s 10th One I''ve
Given U 2nite.
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Jhony: Yes Bt d
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Agar Khuda Ne Chaha To Manzil Tak Pahucha Dunga,

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A Psychiatrist

A Psychiatrist

Is A Fellow

Who Asks You

A Lot Of Expensive
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Which

Your Wife Asks You
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ghar se nikalte hi...

ghar se nikalte hi...
kuch duur chalte hi..
raste mein hai unka ghar.....

kal subha dekha toh ...
baal banati woh..
khidki mein aayi nazar....

ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->
kuch duur chalte hi..
raste mein hai unka ghar.....

kal subha dekha toh ...
baal banati woh..
khidki mein aayi nazar....

ab yahan kya aap khoj rahe hao aaj ki taza khabar......;->

Lamha koi suhana sath ho na ho_

Lamha koi suhana sath ho na ho_
Kal ma aaj jaisi koi bat ho na ho_
Apki
"DOST¡" hmesha is dil mai rahegi...

Chahy ap mai
"INSANO "wali koi bat ho na ho... ;->

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jab paad dia.->

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