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someone says whisky hotihai risky,
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someone says whisky hotihai risky,
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
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