Relation Between Men

Relation Between Men
Relation Between Men

&Women As On Now Days :-








You Can Touch Each Other

But You Cannot

Touch Each Other''s Mobiles . . !
  

May, 17 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     2502 views       Funny

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Height of walking..

My granma when she was 65 used to go
for long wlaks,

now she is 85 and 10 years back she
went for walk and has not returened yet
Phone na kia karu DEAR
Mama hoti hain NEAR
Papa se lagta hai FEAR
Baat nahi hoti CLEAR
Dewaron k b hote hain EAR
IS liye SMS karu DEAR
No FEAR n everything CLEAR
Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl... April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll
Bolna tusi V nahi Bulana Aisi V Nai
Hasana tusi V nai Hasna Asi V nai
Ana tusi V nai Bulana Asi V nai
Sms Karna tusi V nbahi Tay chhadna asi V nai
1 Job Offer Hai,


Sallery Rs 20000.


Kerni Hai Tu Reply Karo!


Zyada Mehnat Ka Kaam Nahi Hai,


Bus Samander Me Wiper Lagana Hai.
Gadhda be jo na Khaye vo Ghaas ho tum

Stupid Idiot Baakwaas ho tum

52 jokoron wali taash ho tum

per phir bhi jo b ho yaar

dost bohat jhakaas ho tum


1 Dehaati Ne 5 Star Hotel Mai Chai(Tea) Ka Order Diya.


Waiter Ne 1 Chhotay Se Cup Main Chai Di.



Dehaati Ek He Saans Main Chai Pee Kar Bola:



"Bao Mittha Theak Aye. Hun Chah Liya." :-)
What is da similarity btween Girlz & Mobile Phones...?
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Jitney Pangey Loo Gay, Utney Functions Pata Chalein Gay...! :->
I will lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to you, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you but i can not lend you my heart because it already belongs to you.
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
HeIgHt Of ProFeSsIoNaL JeAlOuSy

A CoMmUnItY OwNeR bAnNeD AnOthEr CoMmUniTy OwNeR Coz He WaS CoPyInG HiS StUfF Frm OtHer"z CoMm.
& SaY
Do It By UrSeLf
WhIle He Is DoInG ThE SaMe FrM oThErZ
An Archaeologist Is The Best Husband Any Woman Can Have. . . ! ! !










How. . . ? ? ?









The Older She Gets, The More Interested He Is In Her. . . ;->