MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”