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Pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha,

Ek din bivi ne Orange Colour ki Saarhi pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag rahi hun?
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Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.

Mar, 08 2011 172 chars (2 sms) 2841 views Funny

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aaj humara unwaan hai maa

Aaj humara unwaan hai....
*" MAA "*

Maa kon hoti hai?

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Abbu ki wife...
Itna b nhi pta.?? =P ;->

Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik

Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik Ki
Mangni Se Kya Sabit Hota Hai?

Socho.

Nahi Pata?

Ab

India

Pakistan Ka Saala Hai. :-)

french our anceste

French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So

ROMANTIC

Pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So

THERKEY.
:-)

URSS......

ek molvi england night club me chala giya

wahan ja kar khoob nacha aur nachne k baad bola.

oe! koi menu ae te dassey j a URSS kehrey baba gi da ae...!!!

Hi, Doing nothing?

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

"JHOOM RE"

"JHOOM RE"
Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay fOOT paTH per JA rahay thay..!

Pol¡CemAn nE Roka oR poocha:Tum Jantay hO mA¡N Kon hoON?

Nashai Sahab Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha:NAHI...!

Haan agR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara ghar Kahan hai?

TO mAIN tumhaien tumharay ghar Tak Chor Aaon ga.

tum sey doosti karney k faiday,

tum sey doosti karney k faiday,

"Bandar dekhney zoo nahee jana pardta"

aur

aur

Aur tumhara koi faida nahee

Latter From A

Latter From A
Customer To The
Bank ...

Dear Sir ,

In View Of The
Current Developments
IN The Banking
Industry,
If One Of My Cheque
Returned Marked
"Insufficient Funds"
Does That Refer To
Me Or To You ?

Your''e Faithfully
Customer ..!
;->

Naya Qaumi Tarana

Naya Qaumi Tarana

Mush Sar Zameen Shaad Baad
Kishwar-e-Haseen Shaad Baad
Tu Nishan-e-Corruption Aalishaan
Arz-e-Mushistaan
Shaad Baad Opposition Barbaad
Mush Sar Zameen Ka Nizam
Aatay Gas Bijli Ka Burhaan
Qaum Mulk Saltanat
Chaudry Paindabad, Shaukat Aziz Mulk Se Farar
Parcham-e-Sitara-o-Hilal
Khoon Main Runga Sara Saal
Bhool Apna Maazi
Shaan-e-Haal
Jaane-Istaqlal
Saya-e-Bomber Sar Par Sawar . . . ! !

aik aurat jannat k farishtay

aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli: mera nikah..
mere dunya wale shohar se karwa do
Farishta bola: nikah tu karwadon ..
pehlay koi maulvi tu jannat mai aye

1 bacha zong k offic

1 Bacha ZONG K Office Ja Kar Larki Ko I LOVE U Kehta Ha

LARKI: Tumhari Himat Kesay Hui..?

BACHA: Aap Hi To Kehty Ho

" ZONG LO OR SUB KAH DO "

flying papers mul

Flying papers ,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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