''Director to actress:

''Director to actress:
''Director to actress:

tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge

aur hero bachane ayega

Actress: Hero Kaun hai?

Director: Emraan Hashmi

Actress: phir mujhe

usse kaun bachayega?????''
  

May, 24 2010     181 chars (2 sms)     2639 views       Funny

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Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,

Baap: Kaha Ho?

Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu

Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->
"sir! aap mere son ki shadi pe nahi aye,
bari shiddat se aap ka intezaar tha.
shadi bilkul be ronaq rahi aap ke baghair,
ham pe kuch to tars kha ke aa jatay.

sincerely yours
AMITAB BACHAN"








Sala! mujhe itna farigh samajhta hai
Larki k Galon Pr Gulab Ki Patti Pyar Se MArne Pr Responces:

English Girl : U r Too Naughty Sweet HEart !!

Urdu: Na KAru Jano

Punjabi : Para Hat Way Haram Deya
PATHAN proposed grl with romantic poetry:
kutta mar gaya razi mian ...
mian pagal hon teri judai main..
gobar pe machar beth nahi sakta...
PATHAN tere bina reh nahi sakta ..:$
Ek kanjoos k ghar aag lag gai
Wo apne ghar ko bacha na saka
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Kyun k wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko....
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Miss call hi karta raha ..!!
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
''You Know
Why Divorces Are
So Expensive ... ?

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Because
They Are Worth It.......... =P ;->''
Ek Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta.
Ma: Kahan The?

Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha ''Ma Ka Pyar''.

Ma: Ab Upar Jake 1 Aur Film Dekh...


''Baap Ki Maar''
Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27.

Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty.

Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA


Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun ...
.....JAn|xXx.....

Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar
Gold Leaf To
Pila... =P ;->
Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.