I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y

I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But...Take... 3 Seconds to think of me
1... ...
2... ...
3..................

So Sweet. now continue ur work..
  

May, 24 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     2062 views       Funny

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I Heard That Good Looks Can Kill



So, Please Dont Look At Me



I Dont Wanna See You Die
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams


Q-
What''s The Most
Wicked Thing
A Group Of Young
Accountants Can Do ... ?

















Ans-
Go Into Town
And
Gang-Audit Someone ... ;->
Na Mujhe Kisi Ka DIL Chahiye


Na Mujhe Kisi DARD Ki Talash Hai


Mere Phone Ko Jo Apna Samajh Kar BALANCE Dalwaye

Muje To Us dost Ki Talash Hai..
''"""wo
aksar
mujh
sy
kaha
karty
thy?


"TUMHAIN
APNA BANA KAR HI CHORENGY."



us
nay
bilkul
aisa
hi
kiya???



""APNA BANAYA
OR

CHOR DIYA...''

Boy To Teacher:

Mam I Love U .

Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,

Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DAD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"
Pakistan Me Har Cheez Din Ba Din Barh Rahi Hai.

Tail Ki Kimat.
Loadshading.
Mehgai.
By-Rozgari.
Sms Pakag.

Or Aaj To Intaha Ho Gai..
Pakistan Ka.

.


Waqt B.
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA



PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
WOH KAHATE HAI HUM SE KE AAPKA MESSAGE CHURAYA HUWA HOTA HAI,
YU TO NET PAR SMS KA KHAZANA HOTA HAI,
KUCHCH TO KADAR KAR LO ZALIM,
AAKHIR SELECTION TO HAMARA HOTA HAI