School main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha.

School main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha.
School main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha.

Sir ne poocha: Chaakoo liye kyun ghoom rahe ho?

Bacha: GAREEB KA BACHA HUN SIR PISTOL kahan se laun !!!!!
  

May, 25 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2097 views       Funny

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Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA

WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA

Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF

Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY

Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.
Think for a moment that someone is missing you.





Think for an hour that someone is missing you.



Think for a day and month that someone is missing you.


Think for a year and whole life that someone is missing you.






After your death really someone will be missing you.


What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,

kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt

aur offcourse "Apun"
Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.
One day they decided to go to a jungle.
while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!

JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!

WHY??
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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya
Benazir Aye Gi...!

Nangay Ko Kapre Dilae Gi..!

Bhokay ko Khana Khilae Gi..!

Bay Ghar Ko Makan Dilae Gi..!

Phir Gareeb Ki Ankh Khul Jaye Gi..!

Kyun K Subah Jo Ho jaye Gi.. :->

Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future Tense Banao

Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge

Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->
''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''


The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
Humari Dosti Tab Khatam Ho Gi
Jab 1 Gunga Phone Karega
1 Behri Ko Batane K Liye K
1 Andhe Ne Dekha
1 Langre Ko Daurty Huey
1 Ganje K Peeche Us K Baal Kaatne K Liye ;->
Mom:"Beti Bari ho kar kya karogi?"Beti:"Kuch nahi..Maa banongi,Parhoon gi,Shaadi karon gi...or kya?"Mom:"Jo karna hai karo par zara TARTEEB sahi rakhna".


Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
?
?
?
?
?
man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]