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Beech Road Pe Bus Q
Rok Di ???
Pathan: Hum Shehr Me
Naya Aya Hy Mgr
Qanoon Nhi Torta,
Wo Samne Dkho Lkha Hy
"BUS STOP"
Tou Hum Ne Rok Dia ;->
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akbar laya 3 ghore
Arz kia hy...
AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...
AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...
Wah.. Wah..
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AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE... ;->
''TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
''TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
TERI AANKHEIN JHUKI JHUKI,
TERA CHEHRA KHILA KHILA,
JAB TERE GALOON PAR SE HAATH GHUMAYA,
TO AADHA KILO FAIR AND LOVELY MILA.''
Taste this SMS
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
after watchng the pepsi advertisement
After watchng the pepsi advertisement, a boy suddenly starts kissing his GF.
Gf: ye kia ker rahe ho?
Boy
DIWANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI;-)
Phansi se pehle jailer
Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
bata teri akhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: bus punjab mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->
''jatay howay kuch
''jatay howay kuch aasa kar kar k jaoo kam k har gali sai awaaz aa ABBA JAN;ABBA JAN ;ABBA JAN''
pathan: me ne
pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.
2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha
k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)
Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan
Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan Me Botal Kabr Me Baith Kar Piya Karenge
In Ladkiyon Se To Bewafai Mili
Ab Bhootniyo Se Pange Liya Karenge.
definition of lazine
Definition of Laziness:-
"Its a talent
of taking rest
before you get tired!!"
Teacher To Student:
Teacher To Student:
Tmhai''n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ?
Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn ;->
n0w bush replies 2
N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..
HaAL To MErA b TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,
BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .
TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->
"2007 K Bhikari"
"2007 K Bhikari"
Bhikari: Amma thora khana he to do na!
Amma: Abhi pakaya nahi hai !
Bhikari: Koi baat nahi amma, pakane k bad misscall de dena!
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