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Yar Plz Give Me A Bel
Yar Plz Give Me A Bel.Yahan Light Nai Hai
Mujhay Mera Cell Mil Nai Raha.



































About 99% Will Ring Back To Prove That They Are Fool
  

May, 18 2010     198 chars (2 sms)     3001 views       Funny

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Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Tang Aa Gaya Hon.

Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.

Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.
Aaj Ki Dua:


Aye Allah!







Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.

Sab Kaho Aameen. :-)
A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat
chupai
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k I''m already married.

GirL:oh God! Tum ne tu dara he diya.

Main samjhi ye car tumari nahi..;->
Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.

Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?
Kise ki zulf Paryshn kise ka daman chak''''

SMS ko bh log karobar banye phrty han
Today I remained very sad just b coz of you.



Feeling Guilty that y I have punished u

Then I thought that the persons like u must be hanged not punished.
The Worst Thing About
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Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!
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A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga.
Happy Birthday