Yar Plz Give Me A Bel

Yar Plz Give Me A Bel
Yar Plz Give Me A Bel.Yahan Light Nai Hai
Mujhay Mera Cell Mil Nai Raha.



































About 99% Will Ring Back To Prove That They Are Fool
  

May, 18 2010     198 chars (2 sms)     3135 views       Funny

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y?














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Y
Coz
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