Reason Of Smile

Reason Of Smile
Reason Of Smile:Ek Ghar Se Har Waqt Hasne Ki Awazain Ati Thi.

Ek Din Ek Sahab Us Ghar Ki Taraf Gae K Itni Khush-Gwar Zindagi Ka Raz Malom Hoske.

Whan Jakar Pocha To Unho Ne Btaya, Ke Mere Biwi Larai Karte Waqt Mujhay Belan Se Marti Hai.
Agar Lag Jae To Wo Hasti Hai Aur Na Lage To Me Hasta Ho :-D
  

May, 18 2010     303 chars (2 sms)     2101 views       Funny

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Katil Lagta Hai Aadmi
Jab Uske Haath Main TALWAAR Hoti Hai

Us Se Bhi Katil Lagti Hai AURUT
Jab Uske Badan Pe Na KURTA Na SALWAAR Hoti Hai
Life Main Kabhi Comptomise Kerna Parey Tou. . .
Don''t Hesitate . . .
B''coz
Jhukta Wo Hi Hai Jis Main Jaan Hoti Hai
Aur Akar Hi Tou Murday Ki Pehchaan Hoti Hai . . . ;->
Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)
1 sardar ka electric engineer ki post k liye intrview tha.

OFFICER ne poocha: Sardar G Electric motor kaise chalti hay.
Sardar G:
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Agar Aap Chahte Hain K Aap k ghar Saaf Rahay , Aap K Ghar KHUDA k Farishtay Aye , Aap K Ghar Brkat Ho , To Aap Apne Ghar Se Bahir Raha Karain . :)
OncE jAmEs BonD mEt A dOg In JunglE
hE saId


"I Am BOND...!

JAMES BOND...!

thE dOg BitEs Him
nD rePilEd

"I Am KUTTA...!!

PAGAL KUTTA...!!

Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
''Jo log garm pani m ''Elfy'' dall k nehatey hain
"Faraz"
Wo log kabhi toot k bikhra nhi krtay
Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies .?
Guess what?
Ha ha ha u r wrong.
Its ur ear 2 make sure k koi aa to nahi raha.
Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!


Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->
KARAY JAOOO... . . . .KARAY JAOOOOOOOO.... . . . karay jaoo. . . . karay jaoo. . . . baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo khud kabhi na karna.....lolz
Malik: Ye Tm Ne Golden Balon Wali Larki Ko Kahan Se Bithaya?

Drive: Sir Ap Gussa Mt Hon Mai Abi Batata Hun

Malik: Koi Zaroorat Nhi Tm Bs Mera Taaruf Krwa Do