Reason Of Smile

Reason Of Smile
Reason Of Smile:Ek Ghar Se Har Waqt Hasne Ki Awazain Ati Thi.

Ek Din Ek Sahab Us Ghar Ki Taraf Gae K Itni Khush-Gwar Zindagi Ka Raz Malom Hoske.

Whan Jakar Pocha To Unho Ne Btaya, Ke Mere Biwi Larai Karte Waqt Mujhay Belan Se Marti Hai.
Agar Lag Jae To Wo Hasti Hai Aur Na Lage To Me Hasta Ho :-D
  

May, 18 2010     303 chars (2 sms)     2395 views       Funny

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What Happens To A
Chartered Accountant

MainMatric Mein
Tha Wo Matric Mein
Thi

Main Inter Mein Tha
Wo Inter Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Aa Gya
Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo MASTER Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia

Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur
Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...




He Is Probably Selling



Something


















That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

No Ans.

Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.

Then Again He Asks,

Wife: Nahi Kaha.

Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D
Luck decides whom u meet in Life..
Ur Heart decides whom u want in Life..
But time decides who gets to stay in ur Life..
''Q: Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS??

Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!!! :p''

My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship

It''s Entitled :

" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong ..." ;->
There Are 4 Animal

Species A Woman Needs In

Her Life: Jaguar In Her Garage,

Mink In Her Closet,

Tiger In Her Bed!

And Of Course A

Donkey To Pay Her Bills!!
If U Need Original Tigers

Nail For Ur Chain Locket

Contact Me Immediately








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K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay Aana" ;)
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