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is indian servant 2
How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english..
Think..
Say this fast in American accent.
"There was a cold day!" ;->
zara bs ka horn poo poo baja do
1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do
electricity ameen all is well
. '' 12 '' .
9 0 3
'' . 6 . ''
On every tick of clock,
may GOD giv u
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Electricity Ameen!
(ALL Is WELL)"
Who is a psychiatrist?
Who is a psychiatrist?
A person who gives you
an expensive analysis about you,
which ur spouse gives free anywa
Considering his
Considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,
Wheat
gas
power
suger
water
Musharaf has been
give the title of
Quaid-e-Qillat... ;->
time there was a sexy girl
Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.
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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.
Papu Raat Me Bahar Nahi
Papu Raat Me Bahar Nahi Ghumta Hai
Puchho Puchho..????
Are Puchhona..?
Are Papu Andha Hai
Raat Ko Andhere
Me Use Kese Dikhega
''bethay thay
''bethay thay darya k kinary tujh ko bhulany fraz
..
..
achanak koi begerat peechy sey dhakka dey gya''
X Kuze Me
X Kuze Me
Apne Haath Uppar Utao
Ab Dono Haath Jor Lo
Ok
Ab Apni Aankhain Band Karo
Aur
Sachey Dil Se Dua Karo
K ?
K ?
K ?
"Ya ALLAH Humari Light Aa Jaye ..." ;->
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15
Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15
K Mutabq Mere Mokil Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jae".
Judge: "Kitab Pesh Ki Jae."Kitab Pesh Ki Gai,
Judge Ne Safa Khola To
Us Me 1000,1000 K 5 Note Thay.
Ganpt "Is Tara K 4
Saboot Aur Pesh Kie Jaen
larki waley aap ka
Larki Waley : Aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???
Larke Ki Maa
Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->
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