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Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..
  

Mar, 27 2013     140 chars (1 sms)     4467 views       Funny

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There Are Two Types
Of Women

1 - Without Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks So)


2 - With Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Husband Thinks So ) ;->
Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
Hamesha Yad Rakho..

Hum
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Wah!
To Phir Dosre Kia Aam Lene Aye Hain?(",)
''Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:
Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho!
Patni: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap hi dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!''
Snacks of Humor . . .

1. You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college,
But don''t expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!

2. Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don''t expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.)

3. A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic
Then why not a software engineer become a software?

4. Find keys in a Key board
But do not expect a mother in mother board.

5. Study anything you want and get a certificate in subject of your studies
But don''t expect a death certificate studying "Dying and Death." :-|
jaise hi khunchuus ne pakya, pappu aur bittu ko kaata....
teeno ne milke khunchuus ko ek ke baad ek kaan ke neeche diye...pairon se....thakur ke chappal pehne the unhone...

ab khunchuus ko bahut sharam aayi aur lajja ke maare dispensary se bahar bhag gaya...chaman bhi uske peeche peeche bhaaga...

lekin ab machchar ro rahe the kyu ki unke kaan ab tak saaf nahi hue...
udhar KAAN film festival bhi deri se shuru hui.......-;>
Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!


Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->
Q: Why A Person, Living In Lahore

Is Not Allowed To

B Buried In Sahiwal?





A: Yar He Is Alive N Living.

So Whats The Question Of Burying Him;-<
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...




He Is Probably Selling



Something


















That Doesn''t Work ... ;->


TUM SE ACHA TO KUTTA HAI..
PAppu..!


Kam Se Kam LARKI Palat Palat K DekhTi tu Hai...


k,


Kahin Aa To Nahi Raha... =P ;->
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Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u

Dekha tum ne kya socha tha..?

ap nahi bataoge to mujhe pata nahi lage

ga ki aaj
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ANIMALS DAY HA