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Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..

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Aap ko 1 word send kia hai..

Aap ko 1 word send kia hai..

Jise aap aage se Parho ya pichhe se,

aap ko mera hi naam dikhai dega..

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"ABBA"

mohabbat ki raahon main har pal dard milega

Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.

Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.

Meri Maano ek "Medical store" khol lo bohat chalega... ;->

Fight between teeth & tongue;

Once there was Fight between teeth & tongue;

teeth: manay zra sa dabana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai

t0ngue:manay th0ri si bakwas karni hai or tum 32 k 32 bahir ho gay:-D

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

gadho par research ki hai

Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,

wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!

HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo

"GADHA" Hai

100 rupay ka note mila

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
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PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola

"khair Mubarak" ;p : )

Once Lalu and Mallika

Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ?
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Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai....

A boy came running in the kitchen,

A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!

Thapr marne pr nraz wife

Thapr marne pr nraz wife se husbnd bola,"Admi use marta he jse pyar krta he"Wife ne husbnd ko 2 thapr mare or kha,"Ap kya smjte ho k main apse pyar nhi krti.

Question: Why did 18 Sardars

Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han

Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.

What do u call a woman in heaven?

What do u call a woman in heaven?

An Angel.A crowd of woman in heaven?

A host of Angels.And all woman in heaven?

PEACE ON EARTH . . . ;->

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