Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|
A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!