1 murghi ko qatal karo

1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.

Oil mein Use GHUSAL do.

Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do

Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!

May, 12 2010 270 chars (2 sms) 2083 views Funny

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Who Cures The

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''Pills''

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''Kills''

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Vaat Lag Gayi Waala Expression :

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"Abey kamine.. kaha mar Gaya??"

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"Beta, wo to bahar gaya hai..!!

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Boy : kya mai aapka address jaan sakta hoon

Girl : kyun?

Boy : 1 din baraat leker aana hai

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plzz give me a confirmation calll on my new no.
it is 15
agr mera nokar uthae to usy 2,4 galiyan dena.,
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''Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

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Poocho Kyon.?

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''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat

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Shohr: maalum hota he

Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?

Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ;->

NAME: SAIMA

NAME: SAIMA

D.O.B:15/10/1988

WEIGHT:49 Kgs

HEIGHT:5''7"

COLOR:Whitesh

BIRTHPLACE:Lahore

DREAM:Behan banongi to sirf "IS SMS PARHNAY WALAY KI!

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The Ugliest Is Called SWANN,
The Guy Behind The Wickets Is Called PRIOR,
The Guy Whose Father Is John Is Called PETER SON,
The Guy Whose Father Is Luke Is Called ANDER SON,
The Slowest Fielder Is TROTT.
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eK gAnJa aDMi

eK gAnJa aDMi aUr eK bOwLeR eK aWaZ sUn K bUhAt gUsSa HoTaY HaiN...

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NO BALL !

Nobody teaches

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Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
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NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

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