Heaven is when u have

Heaven is when u have
Heaven is when u have

German car,

Amercian salary,

Chinese food

&

Pakistani Wife.


Hell is when Car is Chinese

food is German

wife is American

&

Salary Pakstani.
  

May, 21 2010     193 chars (2 sms)     2495 views       Funny

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Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko Phone Kia.. Wahan Se Jawab Aaya.. "The Number U''ve Dialed Is not Responding At The Moment"
Pathan Bola: Koi Baat Nahi Baaji, Usko Bolna Hum Baad Main Phon Kare Ga.... ;->
''Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.''
Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua..
Waiter: janab kia chahiye.?
Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha,
kuch bach gaya tha, Wohi le aao..
Pehle mujhe aapne dekha, phir aap mere peeche aaye,
aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye, aate gaye,
phir kya! mujhe 1 Rupeya dena he para.


You Know That
Old Saying

"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"

Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating

Coz

"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
Na Hawa Na Maya hai,

Ehsas tumhi Ka Aya Hai,

Humein Bhi Msg Kar K Dekh Lo,

COMPANY ne Yeh Mobile Sirf Tumharay GIRL FRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.....
All Tempting & Beautifull Things In Life Are Either. . . .



Illegal






Banned






Fattening






Expensive



Or . . .







Married to Others. . . ;->
Pakistani police ne aik admi se 100rs ka note lia aur wajh pochnay pe btaya k..

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Tmne quaid e azam ki jaib mein bomb chupaya hay . . . ;->
Dil se dil lagi hum kiya nhi krte,

ye dil hum kisi or ko diya nahi karte,

pasand aa gaya pagal pan tmhara,

wrna har pagal ko hum sms kya nhi krte
Memon Apne Bache
Ko mar Rha Tha
Us k Dost Ne Pocha-Q
Mar Rahe ho
Memon Ye Toilet Jana
Chahta H
Dost-Tou Kia Hua, Jne
Do
Memon-Nhi, Isy Phr
Bhool :age Gi ;->


Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,

"Molvi sab,
ap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.";-)
''hame to sms ne loota call mein kaha dum tha mere sms wha ponche jin kanjooso ke pass bal nhe tha''