Heaven is when u have

Heaven is when u have
Heaven is when u have

German car,

Amercian salary,

Chinese food

&

Pakistani Wife.


Hell is when Car is Chinese

food is German

wife is American

&

Salary Pakstani.
  

May, 21 2010     193 chars (2 sms)     2817 views       Funny

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What will you call a person jiske birth certificate se date of birth gayab ho jaaye ??















Umar Gul
X Kuze Me

Apne Haath Uppar Utao
Ab Dono Haath Jor Lo



Ok


Ab Apni Aankhain Band Karo

Aur

Sachey Dil Se Dua Karo

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"Ya ALLAH Humari Light Aa Jaye ..." ;->
The Statement Below Is True ...

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"cErTiFieD ...

AbSoLuTe ...

StUpId " ;->
Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai cake
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memon Na ban!!!
SMS bhej :-
Sardar to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 buje karta hon & poty 7 buje"
Docter:"tu es mein problem kya hai"?
Sardar :"oo jee meri ankh 8 buje khulti hai"
Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.

Bt i hAve a Mega Project.

Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.

Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.

Now You Are Thinking.

Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.

Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
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Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
Jb akelapan mehsus ho

Jab har janib khamoshi ho

Jab tanhai ka ehsas barh jaye

Jb taangen thak jaen

To
Samj lena
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apko TOILET mei bethy kafi der ho gayi hy ;->
God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not Afford U Coz...

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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar...... ;->
kyun aajkal homework kam orkut zyada hai
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain......
kal tha top per aaj 40 bhi zyada hain
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hai
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
o o o o o ...

school ki inn classes me,
boring si ek teacher hai
jabse mila hai orkut
badla har ek manzar hain
dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale
dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue
orkut mere khwaabon mein jawaabon mein sawaalon mein
har din chura orkut ko main laata hoon khayalon mein
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
Door Se Dekha To
''Sher'' Tha



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Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !
Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.