Heaven is when u have

Heaven is when u have
Heaven is when u have

German car,

Amercian salary,

Chinese food

&

Pakistani Wife.


Hell is when Car is Chinese

food is German

wife is American

&

Salary Pakstani.
  

May, 21 2010     193 chars (2 sms)     2084 views       Funny

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tanha dekh k mjhse faraz ne kaha.. apka doston ne apko bhula dya hoga... mene muskra k jawab diya.... wo beawafa nai tharki hain kisi larki ka number hath agaya hoga........
Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne kaha:

Oh No
ik aur "ANGLE"

lakin jub "AAP" paida huey to sheitan Bola:






Acha sady nal "COMPETITION"
We Say We Luv Flowers,Yet We Pluck Dem.

We Say We Luv Trees,Yet We Cut Dem.

& We Still Wonder Y Sum R Afraid

Wen Dey R Told Dey R Luved
Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?


Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

kaha 2 thappad marti hai
Zardari k Baap ka pata chal Gaya hai..
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hA hA hA....
April FoOoOoL :-)
Abhi nahin pata chala..!!
Sardar goez 2 Gulabo''z
house



N


Knocks de door.


Gulabo:kon?


Sardar:mein!


Gulabo:mein kon?












Sardar:tu ghulabo hor
kon....->
Wada karo
K tum
Apni
Zindgi
ki Har
Cheez
Mujhse
Share
Karoge,

Khushi

Gham

Dukh

Sukh

Or

Yahan
Tak k.!


Even



Apnay mobile ka balance bhi...! :->
A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven''t Tasted Food
All Week.."

Memon Replied :
"Don''t Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->


Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
:D


Sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?


Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->
Eyes Signs :

Redness Of Eyes
Ptosis
Loss Of Consciousness ...



Treatment :


Close The Books
n
Switch On The Tv Or Computer ... ;->