Heaven is when u have

Heaven is when u have
Heaven is when u have

German car,

Amercian salary,

Chinese food

&

Pakistani Wife.


Hell is when Car is Chinese

food is German

wife is American

&

Salary Pakstani.
  

May, 21 2010     193 chars (2 sms)     2998 views       Funny

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Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can''t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses
5 lovly words-"i''ll top my class
4 pleasant words-''I''ll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER" ...


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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
What if Acountants start making Movies....

1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,

2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,

3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,

4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,

5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,

6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,

7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,

8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,

9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,

10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!
Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Ta K Khansi Na Ho..

Wah Wah Wah

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
TA K Khansi Na Ho..


Bachi Phasao Wakeel Ki,
TA K Phansi Na Ho;-)
ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...

ILLEGAL,

BANNED,

FATTENING,

EXPENSIVE,

OR''


MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE...!!(,")
What do you call a soldier''s wife climbing the stairs??
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"Chadti Jawani" !!!
A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.












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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.
Garnal Major Ne Aik Roz Aik Mulazim Ko
Bulaya Aur Sakht Lehje Mai Kaha

Mai Ne Pechle 2 Saal Mai Ye Bat Khas Tor Par Note Ki Ha K Jub Bhi Apni khala Ki Bemari Ka Keh Kr Daftar Se Choti Le kr Jate Ho Us Roz Zoror Koi Cirkt Match Hota Hai

Mulazim Sar Kujate Howe Bola Ap Ka Kehne ka Matlb Ye Ha K Meri Kala Bemari ka Bhana Karti Hai . . . ?


Man To A Lady In A Crowded Bazar:

"L''ve Lost My Wife.Will U Plz Talk
To Me For A Few Minutes"

Lady:Y?

Man:"Whenever L Talk To Ladies
She Appears From Somewhere"