Heaven is when u have

Heaven is when u have

German car,

Amercian salary,

Chinese food

&

Pakistani Wife.

Hell is when Car is Chinese

food is German

wife is American

&

Salary Pakstani.

May, 21 2010 193 chars (2 sms) 2368 views Funny

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pathan namaz parhnay gya

Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata

Mera number hai
0321-6307893
aur mera netw0rk hai,

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Warid

Kyun k mujhe kutty ne nahi kata
k main zong use kar0n;-)

upcomng horor movies

Upcoming Horror Movies!

1.Exam ka Khauf

2.Tadapta Student

3.Shaitani Books

4.Sadma Result Ka

5.Neend ki Maut

6.Pyasi Examiner

7.Pass Ho Na Ho.

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They Are "Below C Level"''

Sincere Pray To Allah:

Sincere Pray To Allah:

(O Allah ! I Do Not Ask A Thing For Me,

Just Send To My Parents A Personalated Beautiful And Good Looking Daughter_In_Law) ;->

Ameeen.

a stupid guy:

a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It''s 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it''s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

Train Chali, Sardar Ji

Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->

Ek couple date pe tha

Ek couple date pe tha, Dad ne

dekh liya !!!

Dad ne call kiya..beta kaha ho ...?

Beta := exam dene aaya hu !

Dad := "par dhyan se, agar es

exam ka result aa gya to jan se mar dunga

AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFU HAIN,

AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP
BEAUTIFU HAIN,

SMART HAIN,

CHARMING HAIN

TOU

KUTTA PALIYE…

SAAP PALIYE..

SHER PALIYE

Magar
KUDA K WASTE
GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE. . . ;->

Bank Manager Asks A Lalu In Interview

Bank Manager Asks A Lalu In Interview

Manager: Wat Is Cyclone ?

Lalu: It Is The Loan Given By The Bank To Purchase A Cycle

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER”

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

admi malik makan say;ap k maka

admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.

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