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After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!
  
May, 18 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2366 views       Funny

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Question : What do you call
Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?

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Answer : A WidoW... ;->
Sardarji to others:
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
wen i was sad; u were thr...
wen i was sad; u were thr...



wen i was crying; u were thr...



wen i was unhappy; u were thr...


ab mujhay pata chala k saray fasad ki jarh TUM ho..!!
Hukmraano K Hain
Hukmraano K Hain 360 Din,
Awam K Hain 5 Din,
Aye Aye>

Hoy Hoye,

Aye Aye>

Aye Aye Jo Aye
"Budget"
Mehangai Le K Aye,
Hoy Hoye
Mehangai Le K Aye,
Khawateen O Hazraat!
Khawateen O Hazraat!
Roza Iftar Kr Lijiye.. Aftari Ka Waqt Ho Gya Hai.
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From: All Pakistan Chiri Roza Association;-)
A Solid Reason For Having
A Solid Reason For Having
Two Girl Friends
At Once Time . . .


"Monopoly Is Always Damaging

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Competition Improves Services... " ....
Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai
Ye Msg sirf naik logon ko nzar ata hai




THE END.


kesa tha?


Kya nzar nhi aya?
Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ye sirf naik logo ko nazar ata hai.
MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:
MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:

Laash Paani Mein Tairti
Kyun Hai..??


Kyun K . . .



Doobne K Liye Zindagi
Chahiye . . . ;->
time there was a sexy girl

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.












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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.
"Pakistani di Mushkil"
"Pakistani di Mushkil"
Ghar wich panjabi bolo
School wich urdu bolo
Parcha angrazi wich hal kero
aur

Marn tu baad hisab arbi wich.;-)!
safar main neend nahi aati hai


Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........
A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........

A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?

Woman: Why........? Do U Have One To Sell............. ;->

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