After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!
Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->
''Shayar hun main aawara math samajhna,
logon ko hasaane wala hun joker math samajhna,
pati hun apni biwi ka kisi aur ka math samajhna,
agar yeh dekh kar aap hasey to mujhey shabashi de dena,
nahi hasey to ek aam shayar hun ghalib math samajh lena''
