After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!
Pathan proposed a girl wid romantic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai me
Mai pagl hon teri judai me
Pani mei machar ter nai sakta..
Pathan tere bin reh nahi sakta
This Mouse is Cat of Donkey the Best monkey way to paagal make funny you smile..... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Confused???? .. .. .. NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING ALL YOUR NICK NAMES.... :D :D :D
''Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna.''