Long back

Long back
Long back,a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,fogot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
  

May, 18 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2225 views       Funny

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Height of bad luck-

A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life n











dies because of
BIRD FLU
BREAKING NEWS BY GEO : "



wazarat e bijli nay load shedding Khatam krnay ka elaan...."




Sorry, abhi itna he Suna tha k light chali gaie.
I am doing candle lite. . . . .
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Poti !

"Geo WAPDA sada Geo"
Hur karz dosti ka ada kaun kerey ga?
Hum na rahey tou dosti kaun kerey ga?
E khuda merey doston ko salamat rakhna
warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun kerey ga?
Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
Aaj Newspaper me parha k cute Logon ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai.!

To aj se BAND!!!









Kya Sms?






Nahi jee!















NEWSPAPER..


\(''.'')/ Hands up
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Agr apni jan pyari he to.

To

hath niche kAro bhut badbo aa rhi he
Which Is The Safest Way To See A Shark?






On Television
Hav U evr noticed women problems usually involve MEN? MENopause
MENstrual pain MENtal illnes GUYnecologist HISterectomy HISteria &
deMENtia!


The Chief Excitement
In A Woman''s
Life Is ... !!!
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Spotting Women
Who Are Fatter
Than She Is ... ;->
Advertisements By The Manufacturer Of LAdies Panties

" We Dont Claim That We Are The Best In The World But We Are Closed To The BEst Thing In The World "
''''A man had his credit card stolen.

He however decided not to report it

because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''''